Tequila Quotes

• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

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• We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.

  Justin Timberlake

  Believe, Shots, Should

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• When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

  Sanjaya Malakar

  Giving, Salt, Life Gives You Lemons

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• O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate

  Tom Robbins

  Water, Confusion, Sorcery

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Still Life with Woodpecker”, p.48, Bantam

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• Take life with a pinch of salt
  A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
  Do nothing at all
  But take your time

  John Walter Bratton

  Retirement, Salt, Wedges

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• Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

  Lee Marvin

  Real, Drinking, Limits

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

  Sammy Hagar

  Drinking, Night, Long

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• Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination

  Rainbow Rowell

  Drinking, Journey, Destination

  Rainbow Rowell (2016). “The Rainbow Rowell Collection: Eleanor & Park, Fangirl, Landline, and Carry On”, p.324, St. Martin's Griffin

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• And no one drank just one shot of tequila.

  Kristin Hannah

  Shots, Drank, Just One

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• It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Alcohol, Drug, Too Much

  Song: Semi-True Stories

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• I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Drinking, Believe, Moving

  "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown", www.cnn.com. September 29, 2013.

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• At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

  Rachel Vincent

  Needs, Prescriptions

  Rachel Vincent (2012). “Before I Wake”, p.233, Harlequin

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• When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

  Ron White

  Party, Hands, Lemonade

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• Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.

  Jackson Rathbone

  Stupid, Lust, And Love

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Taylor Swift is great for a night out as it involves a lot of tequila. With her it’s all about good friends and celebrating friendship, it’s such a positive environment to be a part of. She’s great.

  Nick Jonas

  Good Friend, Night, Environment

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• I want you to go back to Tucson and bring me the bottle of tequila I keep in my liquor cabinet. And don't scare Tim." Volusian remained motionless in that way of his. "My mistress grows increasingly creative in her ways to torment me." "I thought you'd appreciate it." "Only in so much as it inspires me to equally creative means to rip you apart when I am able to break free of these bonds and finally destroy you." "You see? There's a silver lining to everything. Now hurry up.

  Richelle Mead

  Rip, Mean, Appreciate

  Richelle Mead (2009). “Thorn Queen”, p.191, Kensington Publishing Corp.

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• Tequila is my salmon.

  Eddie Redmayne

  Salmon

  Interview with Jennifer Lawrence, www.interviewmagazine.com. Janaury 12, 2015.

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• Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in.

  Adam Duritz

  Girl, Mexico, Bottles

  "Song: 'Holiday in Spain'". 2002.

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• Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Phones

  "What It Is". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.

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• Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

  Mark Z. Danielewski

  Sublime, Choke, Shots

  Twitter post from Jun 21, 2012

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• I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

  Hugh Laurie

  Water, Gone, Crew

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• Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant. If I go to a party and everyone's been drinking and I don't have time to really "catch up" - I'm not trying to get drunk but I want to feel good - I drink tequila.

  Mike Colter

  Party, Drinking, Drunk

  Source: www.elle.com

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• After you, it's all cheap tequila.

  Jacqueline Carey

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• Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to be champagne." "Champagne, tequila, what's the difference, so long as it'll lower her inhibitions?" Bob said. "Uh. I'm thinking it's going to get us a, um, sleazier result.

  Jim Butcher

  Thinking, Differences, Long

  Jim Butcher (2000). “Storm Front: Book one of The Dresden Files”, p.93, Penguin Group

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• I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!

  Bill Engvall

  Stupid, Drunk, Riding

  "Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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