When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
Stop worrying and start living.
I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.
when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
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