Life Gives You Lemons Quotes

• When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

  Cathy Guisewite

  Eye, Giving, Funny Clever

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  I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Inspirational, Funny, Encouraging

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

  Louise Hay

  Order, Giving, Rotten

  FaceBook post by Louise Hay from Aug 04, 2009

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• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

  Napoleon Hill

  Giving, Complaining, Thirsty

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• If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Giving, Settling, Scene

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• When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

  Bill Watterson

  Hilarious, Fun, Giving

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• When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

  Wanda Sykes

  Unique, Giving, Caves

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• When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

  Sanjaya Malakar

  Giving, Salt, Tequila

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• If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

  Gurbaksh Chahal

  Apples, People, Giving

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• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

  Cassandra Clare

  Orange, Giving, Faces

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• When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  J.K. Simmons

  Men, Who I Am, Giving

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• If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron White

  Funny, Giving, I Believe

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

  Conan O'Brien

  Funny, Life, Encouraging

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• When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

  Bruce Campbell

  Giving, Zombie, If Life Gives You Lemons

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• When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

  Rob Thurman

  Giving, Shining, Ems

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• When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

  Colleen Hoover

  Eye, Giving, Needs

  Colleen Hoover (2014). “Ugly Love”, p.189, Simon and Schuster

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• When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Orange, Giving, Lemons

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• Stop worrying and start living.

  Dale Carnegie

  Life, Encouraging, Worry

  Dale Carnegie (2010). “How to Stop Worrying and Start Living”, Simon and Schuster

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• I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

  Cate Tiernan

  School, Giving, Sugar

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• when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

  Reba McEntire

  Giving, Screwdrivers, Lemons

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• A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

  Chris Rose

  New Orleans, Giving, Daiquiris

  Chris Rose (2015). “1 Dead in Attic: After Katrina”, p.248, Simon and Schuster

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• When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

  Scott Adams

  Stupid, Giving, Choke

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• If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

  Lance Armstrong

  Order, Giving, Drug

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• If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

  Darynda Jones

  Hands, Hey, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series”, p.129, Hachette UK

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• When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

  Joe Jonas

  Giving, If Life Gives You Lemons, Lemons

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