Darynda Jones Quotes

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• I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

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  Trying, Lines, Cowgirls

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.8, Macmillan

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• There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

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  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.26, Macmillan

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• My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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  Goal, Life Is, Disorder

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.153, Macmillan

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• Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

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  Judging, Don't Judge Me, Quiet

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.255, Macmillan

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• Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

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  Red, Balloons

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.115, Macmillan

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• I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

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  Sanity

  Darynda Jones (2014). “Seventh Grave and No Body”, p.8, St. Martin's Press

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• When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

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  Tape, Want, Opinion

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.186, Macmillan

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• I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.

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  Road Less Traveled, Lost, Traveled

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.264, Macmillan

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• Do not disturb. Already there.

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  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.280, St. Martin's Press

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• I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

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  Glasses, Alcohol, Half

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• I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

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  Gone, Hogwarts, Chance

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.36, Macmillan

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• An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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  Jobs, Computer, Clear

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.278, Macmillan

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• Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

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  Funny Life, Paper, Paperwork

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.707, St. Martin's Press

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• What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.

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  Morning, Night, Voice

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.680, St. Martin's Press

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• I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

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  T Shirt, Shirts, Behave

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.245, St. Martin's Press

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• Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.

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  Waiting, Way, Those Who Wait

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.1, Macmillan

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• Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

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  Giving, Headache, Existence

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.241, Macmillan

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• I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

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  Gun, Doors, Psychotic

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.35, St. Martin's Press

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• I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

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  Fighting, Inner Demons, Sides

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.101, Macmillan

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• If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

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  Eye, Bananas, Contact

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.284, St. Martin's Press

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• It is sexy in here or is it just me?

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  Sexy

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.120, Macmillan

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• Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

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  Coffee, Should Have, Chocolate

  Darynda Jones (2011). “For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original”, p.58, Macmillan

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• If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

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  Inspirational, Dance, Example

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.216, St. Martin's Press

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• If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way.

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  Fighting, Agony, Tonight

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.346, St. Martin's Press

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• Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

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  Jobs, Dirty, Perfection

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.201, St. Martin's Press

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