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• SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

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• Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work that way.” “Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I’m in your body?” “No.” “I can pay. I have money.” “How much we talking?

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  Talking, Wife, Body

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.266, St. Martin's Press

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• Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.

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  Kids, Lunch, Hair

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.138, Macmillan

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• Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

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  Should Have, Giving, Gone

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.36, Macmillan

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• Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for the vase, she slipped on the tile and overturned an entire table. A lovely handblown piece of glass flew in my direction, and all I could think as I caught it was, Really? Again? We were going to have to practice muscle control.

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  Thinking, Glasses, Practice

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.176, Macmillan

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• Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~

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• Garret Swopes was a lot like a hot gay friend only he wasn't gay, which was too bad because then I could tell him how hot he was without him getting the wrong idea.

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  Gay, Ideas, Hot

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.35, Macmillan

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• Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

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  Hilarious, Funny Life, Argument

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.143, Macmillan

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• Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers

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  Serial Killer, Killers, Serials

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.18, Macmillan

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• Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.

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  Balance, Gadgets, Body

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.128, Macmillan

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• ―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

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  Stars, Fun, Cookies

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.165, Macmillan

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• There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley

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  Feels Just, Littles, Gynecologists

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• What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?

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  Cousin, Talking, Luck

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.517, St. Martin's Press

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• If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac?" I gaped at her. "You've really thought this out. "I love your iMac." "I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her." "But you'll be decomposing.

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  Journey, Guy, Desert

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• Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

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  Anger, Class, Training

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.58, Macmillan

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• Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger.

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  Men, Shoes, Long

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.401, St. Martin's Press

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• After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

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  Tattoo, Talking, Space

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.105, Macmillan

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• Rocket," I said, straightening in the chair. "Donovan was just helping me with my contacts." Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. "Did you swallow them?

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  Rockets, Helping, Chairs

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.243, Macmillan

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• That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

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  Boys, Hobbies, Needs

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.18, Macmillan

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• You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.” “Fine,But you can’t make fun of their names. They’re very sensitive.” “I would never.” I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, “This is Beam Me Up.” Then to my right. “And this is Scotty.

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  Fun, Names, Two

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• And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally." Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. "Tradition?" "It's a new tradition," Amber shot back. "Clearly the deeper meaning of the word has escaped you.

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  Doubt, Amber, Brooklyn

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• Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.

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  Men, Want, Fruit

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.173, Macmillan

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• Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.

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  Needs, Committed

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.19, Macmillan

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• Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

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  Glitches, Sticks, Carrots

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.4, Macmillan

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• Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.

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  Worth It

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.29, Macmillan

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