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• I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.

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  Coffee, Eye, Lust

  Darynda Jones (2011). “For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original”, p.73, Macmillan

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• This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

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  Fruit, Loops

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• .. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

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  Girl, Feet, Way

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• We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

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  Dark, Justice, Trying

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.92, Macmillan

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• I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.

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  Attention, Attention Span, Shiny Things

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.189, St. Martin's Press

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• It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

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  Fall

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.126, Macmillan

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• If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

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  Hands, Hey, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series”, p.129, Hachette UK

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• If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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  Law, Enforcement, Physics

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.606, St. Martin's Press

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• I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones, put them in the right order, and you’ve created a moment in time where the reader forgets about the late car payment, the dirty dishes, the impending workweek. You have created a state of bliss. Or negligence, depending on your perspective.

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  Dirty, Heart, Language Words

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• Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.

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  Hours, Sane

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• Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

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  Running, Insanity, Doe

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.113, Macmillan

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• You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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  Add, Looks, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.125, Macmillan

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• Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do anywhere. It poses the deepest questions in the universe. It generates emotion. It elicits empathy, promotes learning, creates an intellect you simply cannot get from any other medium. For me, it is air.

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  Art, Writing, Air

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• Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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  Creating Life, Chocolate, Finding Yourself

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave On The Right: Number 1 in series”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

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  Running, Hate, Doors

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.25, Macmillan

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• It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

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  Fun, Games, Sidekicks

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.125, St. Martin's Press

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• My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

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  Strong, Bullshit, Persuasion

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.262, St. Martin's Press

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• Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.

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  Nectar

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.282, Macmillan

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• A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

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  Waiting, Poverty, Bumper Sticker

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.904, St. Martin's Press

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• How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

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  Eggs, Charley Davidson, Reyes Farrow

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.178, Macmillan

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• Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

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  Stupid, Coffee, Energy

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.220, St. Martin's Press

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• When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

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  Hands, Bumper Sticker, Lemons

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.306, Macmillan

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• You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

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  Stupid, T Shirt, Numb

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• That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.

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  Happens

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.124, Macmillan

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• Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.

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  Hurt, Guy, Heaven

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.299, St. Martin's Press

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