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• The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

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  Police, T Shirt, Shirts

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.136, Macmillan

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• I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

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  Naps, Want, T Shirt

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.101, Macmillan

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• Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

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  Feet, People, Tasers

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• Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie

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  Naps, Waking Me Up, Car

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• The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

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  Moving, Eye, Feet

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.19, Macmillan

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• I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

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  Girl, Men, Ideas

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.151, St. Martin's Press

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• When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

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  Fighting, Clown, Jugglers

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.293, St. Martin's Press

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• Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

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  Hands, Pickles, Bumper Sticker

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• I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

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  Son, Dating, Satan

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.302, Macmillan

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• The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

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  Stories, Less Is More, Underestimate

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• I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.

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  Eyebrows, Scratches, Multitasking

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.18, Macmillan

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• I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

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  Liars, Dentist, Excellent

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.21, Macmillan

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• She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, “Just please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.” “And stop dating skanks.

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  Girl, Mother, Home

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• Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

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  Boys, Dean, Existence

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.150, Macmillan

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• I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.

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  Passing By, Saws, Passings

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.402, St. Martin's Press

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• Reyes, what happened?” He‘d been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of contact. I really hated to interrupt, but … “Reyes, are you listening to me?” He raised his head, a sensual grin playing at the corners of his mouth, and said, “I‘m listening.” “To what? The sound of blood rushing to your nether regions?” “No,” he said with a husky chuckle that made me tingle everywhere. “To your heartbeat.

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  Rushing, Blood, Sensual

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.406, St. Martin's Press

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• I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

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  Hands, Ovaries, Faces

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.278, Macmillan

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• There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

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  Spiders, Irrational Fear, No Fear

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• They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

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  Dog, Hot, World

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.105, Macmillan

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• He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler.

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  Girl, Hitting, Matter

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.136, Macmillan

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• But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.

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  Eye, Causes

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.483, St. Martin's Press

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• My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.

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  Eye, Cookies, Odd

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.30, Macmillan

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• You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.

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  Beautiful, Eye, Wire

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.34, Macmillan

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• I sat with my two best friends, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that only two of us would make it out of there alive. Though I did tend to exaggerate.

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  Two Best Friends, Knowing, Doubt

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.1, Macmillan

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• Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.

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  Eye, Flirting, Doctors

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.54, St. Martin's Press

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