Pickles Quotes

• I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.

  Dr. Seuss

  Reading, Blue, Color

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• Good ideas, like good pickles, are crisp, enduring, and devilishly hard to make.

  Rushworth Kidder

  Ideas, Endure, Crisps

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• In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

  Irena Chalmers

  Food, Cooking, Analysis

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• On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally's cellar.

  Thomas Jefferson

  Food, Aunt, Virginia

  "Coming to a Freezer Near You: Pickle Pops" by Elena Ferretti, www.foxnews.com. March 1, 2010.

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• If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

  Ashley Purdy

  Bvb, Black Veil Brides, Female

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• Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Life, Spiritual, Decay

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.126, 谷月社

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• I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles.

  John S. Hall

  Done, Good Things, Relish

  "Song: "Ennui" ("The Psychopathology of Everyday Life")". January 21, 2003.

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• I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom.

  Jennifer Garner

  Inspirational, Mom, Enough

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• Hunger is the best pickle.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Food, Hunger

  Benjamin Franklin (1987). “Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Choicest Morsels of Wisdom, Written During the Years of the Almanack's Publication”, p.19, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

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• Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Benjamin Franklin, Jared Sparks (1848). “The Life of Benjamin Franklin: Containing the Autobiography, with Notes and a Continuation”, p.122

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• You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.

  Stephen Manes

  Song, Fun, Stupid

  Stephen Manes (1998). “Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!”, Yearling

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• It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Water, Juice, Cucumbers

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• A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.

  Celia Imrie

  Fun, Laughter, Naughty

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• How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

  Jim Benton

  Men, Iron, Sweaters

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• I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• I don't know why I love cherries and I love pickles. I eat about two or three Claussen pickles a day. Those are just things I snack on.

  Monica Denise Brown

  Snacks, Two, Three

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• A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.

  Herb Gardner

  Heart, Men, Hot

  Herb Gardner (2000). “Herb Gardner: the collected plays and the screenplay Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying those terrible things about me?”, Applause Books

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• ...in words and pickles, I have immortalized my memories, although distortions are inevitable in both methods. We must live, I'm afraid, with the shadows of imperfections.

  Salman Rushdie

  Memories, Imperfection, Shadow

  Salman Rushdie (2010). “Midnight's Children”, p.642, Random House

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• French wines may be said but to pickle meat in the stomach, but this is the wine that digests, and doth not only breed good blood, but it nutrifieth also, being a glutinous substantial liquor; of this wine, if of any other, may be verified that merry induction: That good wine makes good blood, good blood causeth good humors, good humors cause good thoughts, good thoughts bring forth good works, good works carry a man to heaven, ergo, good wine carrieth a man to heaven.

  James Howell

  Wine, Men, Blood

  James Howell (1726). “Epistolæ Ho-Elianæ: Familiar Letters Domestick and Foreign, Divided Into Four Books; Partly Historical, Political, Philosophical. Upon Emergent Occasions”, p.366

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• He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

  Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  Memorable, Looks

  The Washington Post, October 21, 1924.

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• I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch.

  Gary Oldman

  Real, Nice, Lunch

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• So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

  John Steinbeck

  Coffee, Pride, Two

  Letter on August 20, 1947. "Steinbeck: A Life in Letters", 1976.

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• A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

  Dave Barry

  God, Stupidity, Bags

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• I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.

  Jordin Sparks

  Riders, Concerts

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