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• Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

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  Children, Night, Destiny

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.96, Macmillan

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• After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.

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  Suicidal, Long, People

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• No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are." "I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

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  Ideas, Drug, Together

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• Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

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  Psychics, Carrots, Desks

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.65, Macmillan

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• Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

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  Uncles, Mean, Ideas

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.159, Macmillan

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• She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated. “Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal. “I don’t speak English.

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  Animal, Blood, Speak English

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.475, St. Martin's Press

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• He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

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  Men, Mad, Parent

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.128, Macmillan

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• But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally." "And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson." Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken.

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  Hate, Taken, Son

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.341, St. Martin's Press

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• I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.” “Which was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?” “Oh, no, that’s just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?” “Hon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.” “So, you’re saying I’m a racist?

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  Growing Up, Powerful, People

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• Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?

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  Race, Drs, Cows

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.37, Macmillan

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• I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

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  Broken, Feelings, Legs

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.721, St. Martin's Press

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• What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?

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  Pardon Me, Pardon

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.37, St. Martin's Griffin

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• This place is like crazy on crackers.

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  Crazy, Crackers

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.258, Macmillan

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• You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

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  Depressing, People, Watches

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.54, St. Martin's Press

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• This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face.

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  Running, Memories, Dad

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.185, St. Martin's Press

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• I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

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  Father, Trying, Should

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.236, Macmillan

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• Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?" "Pffft. It’s just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.

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  Facts, Doe, Morbid

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.156, Macmillan

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• I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally?

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  Thinking, Guy, Three

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.129, Macmillan

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• She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake.

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  Struggle, Exercise, Cake

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.25, Macmillan

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• The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?

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  Gps, Funny Things, Faster

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.107, Macmillan

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• Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

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  Curiosity, Zombie, Killing

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.564, St. Martin's Press

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• ...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I’d suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.

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  Running, Sleep, Night

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.31, Macmillan

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• Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

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  Coffee, Drink, Pretending

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.161, Macmillan

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• Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

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  Hysteria, People, Left Behind

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.32, Macmillan

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• She didn't smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.

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  Book, Winning, People

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.92, Macmillan

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