Crackers Quotes

• There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.

  Khalid Abdul Muhammad

  Ifs

  "Some like Muhammad's Boldness". Chicago Sun-Times, January 30, 1994.

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• People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete.

  David James

  Athlete, Thinking, People

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• I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do.

  Alton Brown

  Home, Circles, People

  "13 Questions With Alton Brown". Interview with "AskMen" Editors, www.askmen.com.

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• But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter.

  William Tecumseh Sherman

  Peace, Home, Doe

  William Tecumseh Sherman (1990). “Memoirs of General W.T. Sherman”, p.602, Library of America

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• On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.

  Ilona Andrews

  Horse, Hands, Looks

  Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.19, Penguin

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• If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.

  Carol Alt

  Food, Ice Cream, Abnormal

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Oh East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet.

  Rudyard Kipling

  Misunderstood, East, Orientalism

  "The Ballad of East and West" st. 1 (1892)

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• I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.

  Levon Helm

  Band, Calling, Records

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• If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes.

  Dave Van Ronk

  Labels, Boxes, Theory

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• He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

  Christopher Moore

  Cheese, Wanted, Glorious

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• We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Girl, Crazy

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• We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

  Josh Hartnett

  Episodes, Made, Shows

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• I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a day. Now if I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time out to eat some crackers

  Carol Alt

  Blood, Meals, Abnormal

  "The Body Game". Interview with Elizabeth Sporkin, people.com. January 11, 1993.

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• At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers.

  Nick Mancuso

  Roots, Car, Forever

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

  Groucho Marx

  Country, Animal Crackers

  Groucho Marx (2000). “The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx”, Vintage

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• Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

  Groucho Marx

  Art, Hands, Water

  "Fictional character:". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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• My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

  Roseanne Barr

  Daughter, Fighting, Two

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• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Art

  "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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• My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of this wine and crackers, want some?'

  Warren Hutcherson

  Mother, Nice, Wine

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• Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Animal

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• The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.

  Ray Bradbury

  Library, World, Want

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• Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers.

  Prince

  Crazy, Want, Littles

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• I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I still go into Cracker Barrel. Those are the kind of people who like the kind of music I'm making.

  Alan Jackson

  People, Wife, Fancy

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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