Darynda Jones Quotes - Page 10

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• I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?

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  Psych, Thinking, Issues

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.107, Macmillan

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• Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

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  Tap Dance, Okay, Minors

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.258, Macmillan

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• Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

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  Jesus, Love You, May

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.165, Macmillan

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• But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I'd sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

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  Giving Up, Sweat, Two

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.36, Macmillan

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• You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

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  Hate, Thinking, Twelve

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.17, Macmillan

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• After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.

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  Coffee, Host, Shows

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.5, Macmillan

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• Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.

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  Eye, Hands, Naked

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.17, Macmillan

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• Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

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  Believe, People, Looks

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.61, Macmillan

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• I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.

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  Moving, Taken, Feet

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.39, Macmillan

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• You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

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  Guy, World, That Guy

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.292, Macmillan

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• That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.

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  Hurt, Believe, Voice

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.91, Macmillan

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• In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

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  Dog, Rain, Defense

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.264, Macmillan

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• Can you find out how owns C and R industries? They bought the old abandoned mental asylum downtown." "That old thing? What are they going to do with it?" "I don't know. I was hoping their overcompensating sign would say, but it just says 'private property' and shouts lots of threats in capital letters, all of which I plan to completely ignore later.

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  Old Things, Downtown, Letters

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• My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.

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  Errors, Warning, Tacos

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.53, Macmillan

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• We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.

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  Night, Agony, Giving

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.123, Macmillan

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• I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.

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  Left

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.112, Macmillan

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• My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

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  Phones, Add, My Thoughts

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• What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.

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  Mean, Debauchery, Madness

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.308, Macmillan

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• I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.” “I get it, Swopes. He’s not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.” I rethought that. “Wait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?

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  Home, Men, Thinking

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.262, St. Martin's Press

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• Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.

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  Daughter, Dad, Nice

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.750, St. Martin's Press

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• He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.

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  Milk, Resolve, Tact

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.36, Macmillan

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• I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.

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  Hate, Nice, Mean

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.117, Macmillan

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• Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd asked her to drown the neighbor's cat." Admittedly, drowning the neighbor's cat didn't really clue me in as much as I would've liked. "So, she was angry?" He blinked back to me and stared. Like a long time.

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  Cat, Thinking, Long

  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.18, St. Martin's Press

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• Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me." "I can't go with you." "Is it because of my questionable morals?" "No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school." "Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?

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  Dog, Girlfriend, School

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.78, Macmillan

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• In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

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  Brain, Looks, Moments

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.19, Macmillan

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