Bananas Quotes

• Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

  Daphne Guinness

  Skins, Life Is, Slips

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• Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

  William Powell

  Believe, Psychedelic, Lasting

  "The Anarchist Cookbook". Book by William Powell, chapter one, "Drugs", 1971.

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• Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Birthday, Time

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• Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

  Brendan Morrison

  Goal, Bunch

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• My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

  Betty White

  Mother, Golden Girls, Used

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• Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

  Harry Styles

  Eye, Eating, Contact

  Twitter post from Jun 23, 2013

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• Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

  Bill Gates

  Money, Business, Intellectual

  Attributed to Bill Gates in "The Wall Street Journal", December 29, 2011.

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• Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.

  Tae Yun Kim

  Sadness, Yellow, Mind

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• We share half our genes with the banana.

  Robert May, Baron May of Oxford

  Science, Half, Share

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• On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Mean

  "Strategic Grill Locations". Live Album by Mitch Hedberg, September 7, 1999.

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• Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

  Ryan Stiles

  Ice Cream, Eating

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.

  Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

  Stars, Apes, Humans

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• I always have bananas with me for energy.

  Samantha Bond

  Energy

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• Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

  Demetri Martin

  Stupid, Trying, Ends

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• I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

  Elvis Presley

  Love, Looks, Heal

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• Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.

  Frankie Muniz

  Basketball, Car, Yeah

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

  Robert Fulghum

  Existence, Anything Can Happen, Happens

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• How to defend yourself against a banana

  John Cleese

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• If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.

  Lee Kuan Yew

  Thinking, Trying, Chewing

  "Singapore's Elder Statesman" by Peter Day, news.bbc.co.uk. July 05, 2000.

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• To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

  Andy Murray

  Thinking, Fruit, Honest

  "Murray describes fight to cope with trauma of Dunblane school killings" by Martin Hodgson, www.theguardian.com. June 04, 2008.

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• I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island

  Ice Prince

  Islands, House, Married

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• Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.

  Alexander Stoddart

  Dirty, Gallery, Bunch

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• Always take a banana to a party.

  Steven Moffat

  Party

  "Doctor Who". www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun.

  Paul McCartney

  Sweet, Alcohol, Drug

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• Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.

  Noam Chomsky

  Interesting, Eating, Comical

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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