Ryan Stiles Quotes

• If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

  Ryan Stiles

  Men, Would Be, Fishes

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• I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

  Ryan Stiles

  People, Add, Information

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

  Ryan Stiles

  Shirts, Confession, Priests

  "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey (Episode 201), www.oocities.org. October 7, 1999.

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• I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

  Ryan Stiles

  Home, Green, Bananas

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

  Ryan Stiles

  Rain, Oregon, Expecting

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• I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

  Ryan Stiles

  Yellow, Car, Bricks

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• What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

  Ryan Stiles

  Dark, Earth, Chess

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

  Ryan Stiles

  Breathing, Alive, Staying Alive

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• I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

  Ryan Stiles

  Sprinkles, Remember, Stiles

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• Two thongs don't make a right.

  Ryan Stiles

  Two, Thongs

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• Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

  Ryan Stiles

  Ice Cream, Bananas, Eating

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

  Ryan Stiles

  Making Love, May, Being The Best

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• Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

  Ryan Stiles

  Quiet

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• The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

  Ryan Stiles

  Stars, Looks, News

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• I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

  Ryan Stiles

  Looks, Stiles, Walt

  "Whose Line is it Anyway?" with Drew Carey (Episode 115), www.oocities.org. March 10, 1999.

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• If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

  Ryan Stiles

  Men, Wife, Stiles

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• The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

  Ryan Stiles

  Doors, Sky

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• If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

  Ryan Stiles

  Men, Would Be, Stiles

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• I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

  Ryan Stiles

  Brother, School, Three

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• I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

  Ryan Stiles

  Personality, President, United States

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• I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

  Ryan Stiles

  Canada, Taxes, Knows

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