Thongs Quotes

• Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.

  Lexa Doig

  Mistake, Thinking, Jeans

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• It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.

  John Ruskin

  Cutting, Soul, Doe

  John Ruskin (1866). “The Crown of Wild Olive: Three Lectures on Work, Traffic, and War”, p.194

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• I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.

  Christopher Columbus

  Men, Glasses, Dozen

  Christopher Columbus, Bartolomé de las Casas (1827). “Personal Narrative of the First Voyage of Columbus to America: From a Manuscript Recently Discovered in Spain”, p.46

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• I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.

  Sandra Bullock

  Sunshine, Clouds, Broke

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• It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

  Puff Daddy

  Puff, Bikinis, Feels

  "P. Diddy Weighs Bad Boy Distribution Deals, Eyes Foxy Brown", www.mtv.com. May 15, 2002.

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• Two thongs don't make a right.

  Ryan Stiles

  Two

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• I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

  Bill Engvall

  Believe, Should Have, Want

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• Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

  Joe Manganiello

  Men, High Heels, Appreciate

  Source: www.elle.com

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• Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

  Channing Tatum

  Sometimes, Betray

  "'Magic Mike' Star Matthew Mcconaughey: 'Trusting A Thong Is A Huge Leap Of Faith'". Interview with Elizabeth Snead, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 24, 2012.

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• I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

  Lucy Pinder

  Littles, Shorts

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• Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

  Jenna Marbles

  Pregnancy, United States, Causes

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• No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.

  Patricia Briggs

  Jeans, Pockets, Underwear

  Patricia Briggs (2011). “River Marked”, p.146, Penguin

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• A thong. God bless the thong. He hooked his fingers in the silk sides and tugged, rolling the silk down her legs until it hit the floor, his favorite place for panties.

  Jill Shalvis

  Favorite Places, Rolling, Legs

  FaceBook post by Jill Shalvis from Apr 09, 2012

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• Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

  John Hiatt

  Men, Sometimes, Time Love

  Song: Terms of my Surrender, 2014

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• I can't stand VPL, visible panty line. So I'm wondering how many other people out there are wearing thongs.

  Cassandra Peterson

  People, Lines, Wonder

  "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.

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• I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

  Hank Azaria

  Hurt, Mean, Men

  "One-Man Show: Hank Azaria". Interview with Mickey Rapkin, www.elle.com. March 14, 2012.

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• The most important thing I can tell you about aging is this: If you really feel that you want to have an off-the-shoulder blouse and some big beads and thong sandals and a dirndl skirt and a magnolia in your hair, do it. Even if you're wrinkled.

  Maya Angelou

  Hair, Important, Want

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• I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.

  Cassandra Peterson

  Vegas, Mind, Underwear

  "Elvira on her date with Elvis and the fish recipe she got from Vincent Price". Interview with Katie Rife, aux.avclub.com. October 5, 2016.

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• As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

  Louise Rennison

  Rooms, Shut Up, Snogging

  "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging". Book by Louise Rennison, June 24, 1999.

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• Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

  Louise Rennison

  Looks, Snogging, I Can

  "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging". Book by Louise Rennison, June 24, 1999.

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• What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

  Joe Manganiello

  Males, Flats

  Source: www.elle.com

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• I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.

  Tyler Perry

  Sexy, Trying, Months

  Tyler Perry (2007). “Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life”, p.49, Penguin

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• Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

  Victoria Beckham

  Jeans, Underwear, Lines

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• That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

  Janet Evanovich

  Men, Shopping, Giving

  Janet Evanovich (2008). “To the Nines”, p.136, Macmillan

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• You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

  Louise Rennison

  Laughing, Tablets, Make Me Laugh

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