Louise Rennison Quotes

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• And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.

  Louise Rennison

  Past, Thinking, Mind

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• Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

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  Shining, Soul, Mascara

  Louise Rennison (2009). “Are these my basoomas I see before me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10)”, p.21, HarperCollins UK

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• When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

  Louise Rennison

  Girl, Home, Makeup

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• He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

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  Honesty, Nice, Thinking

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• Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

  Louise Rennison

  Hands, Three, Able

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• I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

  Louise Rennison

  Agony, Brain, Rooms

  "Startled by His Furry Shorts". Book by Louise Rennison, 2006.

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• I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

  Louise Rennison

  Girl, Teenage, Ideas

  "Author of the month: Louise Rennison" by Dina Rabinovitch, www.theguardian.com. May 26, 2004.

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• Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.

  Louise Rennison

  Obsessed

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• Love is a many trousered thing.

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  Love Is

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• I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)

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  Believe, Frozen, Faces

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• How do you make yourself not like someone?

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  Louise Rennison (2013). “The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:”, p.72, HarperCollins UK

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• A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

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  Blind, Badgers

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• Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.

  Louise Rennison

  Parent, Going Away, Said

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• Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?

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  Thinking, Moon, Eyebrows

  Louise Rennison (2013). “The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:”, p.18, HarperCollins UK

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• My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?

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  Girl, Cousin, Boys

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• You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

  Louise Rennison

  Mean, People, Looks

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• I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

  Louise Rennison

  Ice Cream, Humans, Human Beings

  Louise Rennison (2012). “A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2)”, p.2, HarperCollins UK

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• Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

  Louise Rennison

  Baby, Jesus, Shut Up

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• Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.

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  Thinking, Upset, Dumped Her

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• I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

  Louise Rennison

  May, Faces, Excited

  "Louise Rennison's greatest quotes ever" by Emily Drabble, www.theguardian.com. February 29, 2016.

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• Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

  Louise Rennison

  Morning, Dad, Night

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• Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?

  Louise Rennison

  Dad, Breakfast, Littles

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• Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

  Louise Rennison

  Thinking, Doe, Way

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• I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

  Louise Rennison

  Way, Bits

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• Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.

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  Lonely, Hate, Love You

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