Louise Rennison Quotes - Page 4

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• Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

  Louise Rennison

  People, Planets, Honestly

  "It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers". Book by Louise Rennison, www.theguardian.com. 2000.

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• I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

  Louise Rennison

  Uncles, Rude, Want

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• I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???

  Louise Rennison

  Stupid, Home, Cows

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• What is that song they are singing Is it an old Yorkshire ditty you know like that 'On Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby said "Nah it's a football song. It goes 'We hate Chelsea we hate Chelsea we are the Chelsea haters.

  Louise Rennison

  Football, Song, Hate

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• You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

  Louise Rennison

  Eye, Sick

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• I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.

  Louise Rennison

  Mind, Homework, Wells

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• Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

  Louise Rennison

  Math, Things In Life, Done

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• He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

  Louise Rennison

  Song, Heart, Faces

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• Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

  Louise Rennison

  Bigs, Okay, Knickers

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• When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

  Louise Rennison

  Cat, Speak, Made

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• Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

  Louise Rennison

  Moon, Light, Sake

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• Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

  Louise Rennison

  Beard, Desks, Rosie

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• Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane.

  Louise Rennison

  Drawing, Dancing, House

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• He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

  Louise Rennison

  Dream, Boys, Should Have

  "Withering Tights". Book by Louise Rennison, 2011.

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• If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

  Louise Rennison

  Running, Fall, Legs

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• He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.

  Louise Rennison

  Hair, Assault

  Louise Rennison (2009). “Are these my basoomas I see before me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10)”, p.9, HarperCollins UK

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• What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

  Louise Rennison

  What If, Lost, Horns

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• Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

  Louise Rennison

  Trousers, Toms

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• I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

  Louise Rennison

  Snogging, Blokes, Make Sense

  Louise Rennison (2013). “The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:”, p.57, HarperCollins UK

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• Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

  Louise Rennison

  Italian, Dave, Havens

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