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• As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

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  Two, Style, Acting

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• I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!

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  Dad, Hands, Europe

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• Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.

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• ...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.

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  Numbers, Mad, News

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• Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

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  Hero, Mean, Laughing

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• Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

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  Pride, Lakes, Huffy

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• The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.

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  Sorry, Breathing, Pie

  Louise Rennison (2012). “A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2)”, p.5, HarperCollins UK

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• I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?

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  Speak English, Giving, Said

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• What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.

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  Missing, Hints, Lines

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• I put my arm around her and said, "Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.

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  Coffee, Thinking, Arms

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• Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.

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  Daughter, Running, Dad

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• Overslept and had to race to get a life to Jas’s with my dad. No time for yoga or makeup. Oh well, I’ll start tomorrow. God alone knows how the Dalai Lama copes on a daily basis. He must get up at dawn. Actually, I read somewhere that he does get up at dawn.

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  Dad, Yoga, Makeup

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• Who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs?" I said, "Come on then, they are down here." He said, "Tallulah, the answer to who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs is... me!!!!

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  Eggs, Owl, Answers

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• And that's when it fell off in my hand

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  Hands, Georgia Nicolson

  Louise Rennison (2008). “‘Luuurve is a many trousered thing...’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 8)”, p.6, HarperCollins UK

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• I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

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  Growing Up, Mean, Thinking

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• Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

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  Dancing, Pants, Bowls

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• Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

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  Serious Things, Exam, Still Life

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• How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

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  School, Ideas, Get Up

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• Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.

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  Baby, Jesus, Sorry

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• I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

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  Boys, Georgia, Thongs

  Louise Rennison (2013). “The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson:”, p.11, HarperCollins UK

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• When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

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  Uncles, Doe, Body

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• I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

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  Fringe, Wanted, Knickers

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• Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.

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  Mind, Glimpse, Gothic

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• You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

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  Laughing, Tablets, Make Me Laugh

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• As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

  Louise Rennison

  Rooms, Shut Up, Thongs

  "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging". Book by Louise Rennison, June 24, 1999.

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