He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.
You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
And that's when it fell off in my hand
I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
Maybe he overreacted a bit." - "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland".
What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
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