Drinking Quotes - Page 3

• I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

  Brendan Behan

  Two, Alcohol, Funny Irish

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• I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

  Tom Waits

  Alcohol, Problem, Funny Drinking

  Song: Bad Liver And A Broken Heart, Album: Small Change

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• Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.

  Morgan Freeman

  Struggle, Weather, Alcohol

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• Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Witty, Clever

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

  Socrates

  Life, Reality, People

  "The Skinny Budget Die". Book by Linda Goff, 2013.

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• You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

  Celia Rivenbark

  Morning, Beer, Funny Alcohol

  Celia Rivenbark (2009). “You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning”, p.6, Macmillan

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• No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Beer, Animal, Funny Sarcastic

  All Things Considered (1908) "Wine When it is Red"

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• It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

  Martin Luther

  Beer, Thinking, House

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• I'm actually doing a show. From my shed. On the internet. But it won't be music or anything, it's more to do with drinking and smoking. It's an art piece.

  Vince Clarke

  Art, Marijuana, Smoking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When the hour is nigh me,
  Let me in a tavern die,
  With a tankard by me.

  Archpoet

  Taverns, Hours, Let Me

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• I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Juice, Viagra, Wordplay

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Alcohol, Turns, Funny Drinking

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• I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

  David Lee Roth

  Funny, Life, Sports

  "Roth Army" by Oliver Hurley, www.theguardian.com. August 27, 2004.

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• Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

  Graham Greene

  Truth, Lying, Wine

  Graham Greene (1980). “Travels with my aunt”

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• Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

  Carl Jung

  Recovery, Overcoming Addiction, Funny Sarcastic

  Memories, Dreams, Reflections ch. 12 (1962)

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• Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

  Lord Byron

  Beer, Men, Funny Sarcastic

  'Don Juan' (1819-24) canto 2, st. 179

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• Wine is bottled poetry.

  Robert Louis Stevenson

  Love, Food, Wine

  Robert Louis Stevenson (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Robert Louis Stevenson (Illustrated)”, p.4365, Delphi Classics

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• Never accept a drink from a urologist.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Humor, Alcohol

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• I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

  Miguel de Cervantes

  Beer, Alcohol, Beverages

  Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1822). “The achievements of the ingenious gentleman, don Quixote de la Mancha. A tr. based on that of P.A. Motteux, with the memoir and notes of J.G. Lockhart”, p.258

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• I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Party, Beer, Alcohol

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.

  Kelly McGillis

  Guarantees, Tomorrow

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• Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

  Wilhelm II

  Funny, Kings, Women

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• When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.

  Charles Bukowski

  World, Moments, Throat

  "Factotum". Book by Charles Bukowski (Chapter 31), 1975.

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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Book, Beer

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• The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

  Terry Goodkind

  Humorous, Thinking, Drinking Whiskey

  "Sword of Truth". Series of novels by Terry Goodkind, 1994-2018.

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