Wordplay Quotes

• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Marriage, Sexy

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• They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.

  Oscar Wilde

  Dream, Chaos, Nightmare

  254 Copy quote

• Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

  Bil Keane

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it.

  Paul Scherrer

  Inspirational, Earth, Way

  16 Copy quote

• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

  625 Copy quote

• I don't need DRUGS, I got the Most HIGH.

  LeCrae

  Drug, Needs

  Song: High

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  Don't count the days, make the days count.

  Muhammad Ali

  Inspirational, Motivational, Positive

  Twitter post from Jan 29, 2011

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• I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir.

  Mac Miller

  Girl, Hipster, Rapper

  49 Copy quote

• Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Inspirational, Motivational, Death

  89 Copy quote

• I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

  Bill Watterson

  Funny Food, Vegetarian, Dessert

  55 Copy quote

• When things go wrong, don't go with them.

  Elvis Presley

  Life, Positive, Perseverance

  Elvis Presley (2007). “Elvis: Inspirations”, p.16, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

  Dorothy Parker

  Humorous, Voice, Looks

  46 Copy quote

• You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Fall, Blame Someone

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• Many a man has failed because he had his wishbone where his backbone should have been.

  Ronald Reagan

  Men, Should Have, Backbone

  68 Copy quote

• Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Are you tired? You should be! You've been running through my mind all day.

  Gary Barlow

  Running, Thinking Of You, Flirty

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• He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.

  Adam Young

  Valentine, Whales, Be My Valentine

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• I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Drinking, Juice, Viagra

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

  Fats Domino

  Inspirational, Funny, Education

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

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• Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Dance, Sexy, Funny Sex

  In New Statesman 23 Mar. 1962

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• Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

  Dorothy Parker

  Change, Sex, Apples

  65 Copy quote

• tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!

  Dorothy Parker

  Gone, Tonight, Tomorrow

  Dorothy Parker (1936). “Collected poems: Not so deep as a well”

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• Saying yes all the time won't make me Wonder Woman. It will make me a worn out woman.

  Lysa TerKeurst

  Wonder Woman, Saying Yes, Worn

  Twitter post from Oct 14, 2016

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• Thus, if the clarity of our thoughts comes through better in a play of words, then the wordplay is good. One must know how to enter the ideas of others and how to leave them.

  Joseph Joubert

  Play, Ideas, Clarity

  "The Notebooks of Joseph Joubert". Book by Joseph Joubert, translated by Paul Auster, 2005.

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