Pants Quotes - Page 25

• It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm a role model in hot pants now. That's cool!

  Lauryn Hill

  Children, People, Role Models

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• When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

  Dane Cook

  Shoes, Car, Sometimes

  Song: Struck by a Vehicle

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• I have this rule: It's like, if you write an amazing, cool song that you mean and then you go put your leather pants on and sing it in front of people; that's OK. But if you put your leather pants on and stand in front of the mirror and go, "Ok, I've got to write a song to fit these pants," then you're in trouble.

  John Rzeznik

  Song, Writing, Mean

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• Whatever I think, whatever I try to do, life might just turn around and... and hitch up its pants and throw me a twenty-dollar bill.

  Peter Milligan

  Thinking, Trying, Twenties

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• I met this girl who had a huge scar on her leg from a car accident. She was talking about how, after it first happened, she would always wear long pants and cover it up. But, as she started to grow into it, she decided that that's just her now. It's just a part of who she is. She wears skirts and she shows it off now.

  Tinsel Korey

  Girl, Talking, Long

  Source: collider.com

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• I've gotten to that point where I'm so used to being sweaty, wearing pants, and sitting like a guy in boots. When I'm dressed up and people are touching me up and doing the whole thing, I'm less comfortable with that.

  Maggie Q

  People, Guy, Touching

  Source: collider.com

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• If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

  Greg Behrendt

  Sweaters, Fine, Cheetahs

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• Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

  Mark Twain

  Tight Pants, Uncomfortable

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• It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

  Kathy Griffin

  Morning, Waiting, Challenges

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• I garden a lot in LA, so fashion consists of boots, work pants and T-shirts, unless I'm going out.

  Kyle MacLachlan

  Fashion, Garden, Going Out

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• The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

  Diablo Cody

  Fashion, Wine, Color

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• You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

  J. B. Smoove

  Motivation, Trying, Comic

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• Individual grievances and pet peeves have got to go by the wayside. Generally, you don't have to worry about the guys who are playing every day, it's the guys who are sitting on the bench that are the ones that get needles in their pants.

  Walter Alston

  Worry, Guy, Pet

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• I have always dressed a little bit differently, even when I was in school. I would wear skirts over pants because I went to a Christian private school and wanted to wear short skirts, but we had to wear skirts below our knees, so I put on a pair of jeans underneath so I could wear the skirt, too. When you become an artist you have to be so aware of what you're wearing all the time, but I've definitely wanted to stay classy, girlie, and feminine - I won't walk around in my bra or trashy clothes. I don't feel attractive that way.

  Stacie Orrico

  Christian, School, Artist

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material.

  Method Man

  Sneakers, Shoes, Materials

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• When I was a kid in Eugene, Oregon, there was this fantastic guitar player who went out on the tables, chairs, out in the audience and played. So I started taking my guitar in the audience. I tripped, fell backwards and ripped my pants.

  Meredith Brooks

  Kids, Player, Guitar

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• My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.

  Dolly Parton

  Growing Up, Pairs, Firsts

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• Somebody described it to me the best as when you go in to write a song with two people that you've never met, you're pretty much going in and taking off your pants in front of strangers, so it's a really weird feeling.

  Scotty McCreery

  Song, Writing, Two

  "Scotty McCreery on ‘See You Tonight,’ Brad Paisley and country lyrics". Interview with Melinda Newman, uproxx.com. October 17, 2013.

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• Across the curve of the earth, there are women getting up before dawn, in the blackness before the point of light, in the twilight before sunrise; there are women rising earlier than men and children to break the ice, to start the stove, to put up the pap, the coffee, the rice, to iron the pants, to braid the hair, to pull the day's water up from the well, to boil water for tea, to wash the children for school, to pull the vegetables and start the walk to market, to run to catch the bus for the work that is paid. I don't know when most women sleep.

  Adrienne Rich

  Running, Children, Twilight

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• White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

  Greg Proops

  Ice Cream, Two, White

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• I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

  Craig Ferguson

  Years, Underwear, Band

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• If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

  Bill Engvall

  Mother, School, Gangsters

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• I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

  Brian Posehn

  Fighting, Cities, Guy

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• Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

  Dana Gould

  Remember You, Remembers You, Old You

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• To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

  Dana Gould

  Poop, Looks, Santa

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