Pants Quotes - Page 20

Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.

Darynda Jones

Eye, Hands, Naked

Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.17, Macmillan

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His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can never seem to find his wallet or anything in the refrigerator. And just when you think he’s not paying any attention to what you’re saying or doing, he comes up with exactly the right answer or solution.”", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death"“People""who expect perfection in a mate miss a lot of fun—and sweetness.", [J.D. Robb, Celebrity In Death]

Nora Roberts

Fun, Thinking, People

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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

Jon Stewart

Morning, Government, Sometimes

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Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

Amanda Hocking

Purple, Kind, Yeah

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Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.

Louise Rennison

Running, Rambling, Recipes

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You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself.

Veronica Roth

Mother, Soil, Cry

Veronica Roth (2013). “Divergent Trilogy”, p.45, HarperCollins UK

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In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror.

Nick Cave

Class, Sorrow, Hysterical

Nick Cave (2007). “The Complete Lyrics: 1978-2013”, p.23, Penguin UK

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I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you focus on something other than trying to get into my pants?" His lips curled. " I can multitask.

Alexandra Ivy

Focus, Trying, Damage

Alexandra Ivy (2010). “Beyond the Darkness”, p.46, Zebra Books

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I’m going to be exposed, aren’t I? (Acheron) I don’t know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I don’t want to go blind. (Savitar)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Want, Firsts, Planning

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To infinity then. (Bubba) What’s that mean? (Nick) It’s something my dad used to say when I was a kid. To infinity, meaning you’d see something through to the end. (Bubba) Infinity is never-ending. (Nick) That’s right, which means you keep going and going no matter what happens or what obstacles you meet. Over, under, around or through. There’s always a way. And if you have to chase something to infinity, strap on your big-boy pants, hiking boots, and go. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Dad, Mean, Kids

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I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess I’m not housebroken after all. My mom will be so disappointed after all she went through to potty train me. But once you let me live…your big mistake…now I know you think I’m too cute and fluffy to kill. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cute, Mom, Mistake

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...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.

Jhumpa Lahiri

Fifty, Pairs, Spite

Jhumpa Lahiri (2004). “The Namesake: A Novel”, p.52, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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Why do women want to dress like men when they're fortunate enough to be women? Why lose femininity, which is one of our greatest charms? We get more accomplished by being charming than we would be flaunting around in pants and smoking. I'm very fond of men. I think they are wonderful creatures. I love them dearly. But I don't want to look like one. When women gave up their long skirts, they made a grave error.

Tasha Tudor

Men, Thinking, Errors

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I thought I was going to die there, alone. I thought I would never see you again." He seemed to shake off the memory and leaned back on an elbow, gazing at her with a lop-sided smile on his face. "The Shadrin left some scars that aren't healed yet. But I would have to take off my pants to show them to you." "Really?" Kahlan gave a throaty laugh. "I think I better have a look... to see if everything is all right.

Terry Goodkind

Memories, Thinking, Laughing

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The little fishing boat anchors right off the shore of Gili Meno. There are no docks here on this island. You have to roll up your pants, jump off the boat and wade in through the surf on your own power. There's absolutely no way to do this without getting soaking wet or even banged up on the coral, but it's worth all the trouble because the beach here is so beautiful, so special

Elizabeth Gilbert

Beautiful, Beach, Islands

Elizabeth Gilbert (2010). “The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims”, p.309, A&C Black

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And you've got that look on your face again." "I can't help it, "Ehren said. "You're about to walk to breakfast, arn't you, regardless of who is in the way?" "Yes," Tavi said. Ehren sighed. "Let's hear it." Tavi told him the plan. "That's insane," Ehren said. "It could work." "You arn't going to have anyone come along to bail you out this time," Ehren pointed out. Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "You are insane." He looked around inside the tent. "I'll need some pants.

Jim Butcher

Insane, Tents, Faces

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Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

Jeff Kinney

Jealous, Aunt, Looks

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Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt.

Rick Riordan

Song, Mind, Different

"Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian". Book by Rick Riordan, books.google.ru. May 5, 2009.

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I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Dr. Seuss

Lied, Said, Do Not Fear

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And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love

Ann Brashares

Blue, Color, Essentials

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Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

Rob Thurman

Boys, Looks, Demon

Rob Thurman (2009). “Trick of the Light: A Trickster Novel”, p.186, Penguin

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I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse. "Yes. Absolutely. I'll be right back." [...] "Thanks," I mumbled. "I'll just change here. He's not looking at anything at the moment." I gestured toward Sam, who was looking convincingly sedated. The nurse vanished through the curtains. Sam eye's flashed open again, distinctly amused. He whispered, "Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You.Shut.UP." I hissed back furiously.

Maggie Stiefvater

Eye, Men, Thinking

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Put on your big girl pants and deal.

J.R. Ward

Girl, Bigs, Deals

J.R. Ward (2009). “Lover Avenged: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.72, Penguin

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Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment.

Karen Chance

Nice, People, Legs

Karen Chance (2010). “Death's Mistress: A Midnight's Daughter Novel”, p.319, Penguin

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Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants to the seat of your chair and finish. Don't talk about doing it. Do it. Finish.

E. L. Konigsburg

Writing, Differences, Discipline

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