Pants Quotes - Page 22

• I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down.

  Malcolm Fraser

  Party, Want

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• A year ago, six months ago, I thought that I was an artist. I no longer think about it, I am. Everything that was literature has fallen from me. There are no more books to be written, thank God. This then? This is not a book. This is libel, slander, defamation of character. This is not a book, in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of Art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty . . . what you will.

  Henry Miller

  Art, Book, Character

  Henry Miller, Mary V. Dearborn (2007). “Crazy Cock”, p.8, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• Sex stops when you pull up your pants,
  Love never lets you go.

  Kingsley Amis

  Love, Sex, Pull Ups

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• Most people, when they imagine New England, think about old colonial homes, white houses with black shutters, whales, and sexually morbid WASPs with sensible vehicles and polite political opinions. This is incorrect. If you want to get New England right, just imagine a giant mullet in paint-stained pants and a Red Sox hat being pushed into the back of a cruiser after a bar fight.

  Matt Taibbi

  Home, Fighting, Thinking

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• I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

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• A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Party, Humor

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• That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.

  Slash

  Leather Pants, Jeans, Forgiving

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• Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. "It's warm," he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment and plugged the key into the ignition. Am I fired?" No. Any women who can heat up a gun like that is worth keeping around.

  Janet Evanovich

  Gun, Hands, Keys

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• He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

  Rick Riordan

  Summer, College, Hair

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Sea of Monsters”, Disney-Hyperion

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• Today, we're even into the whole sweat thing. They'll wear a [suit] jacket like this, but they'll wear it with sweat pants and sneakers. But I do think there is every generation - and it won't be as big as it was when you and I were those ages - but every generation all of a sudden experiences that they want to dress up.

  Paul Weller

  Thinking, Sneakers, Sweat

  Source: www.clashmusic.com

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• You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I'm saying? Because on Jack, you don't know where you're going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won't be wearing any pants.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attel". Documentary, Comedy, 1999.

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• If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Baby, Jesus

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• Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

  David Cross

  Funny, Humor, Eye

  "David Cross: The Pride Is Back". TV Special, September 18, 1999.

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• I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.

  Tim Vine

  Funny, Humor, Names

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• When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

  Ellie Kemper

  Mean, Laughing, Good Times

  Source: collider.com

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• What we're seeing now is not just a backlash against feminism. When you look at guys like [Jesse] Helms in the '80s or even Reagan and Bush, there was a real political backlash against feminism. This is different. This is a parodic recreation of the destruction of traditional masculinity. Look at these hollow men. Look at Steve Bannon who wears sweat pants, who doesn't shave. Or Yiannopoulos who is just a clown. This is toxic masculinity. It's new. To see it as a return to the past is a mistake. It's the breakdown of traditional masculinity, rather than its retrenchment.

  Stephen Marche

  Real, Mistake, Men

  Source: www.macleans.ca

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• One time I forgot my costume, and I had to do a scene in my pants, and I got my knob caught in a clapperboard.

  2D

  Costumes, Scene, Caught

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• I did have Skidz overalls. Remember Skidz, those baggy plaid pants that look like pajamas? So I did rock overalls, but not in purple velvet. I couldn't find those.

  Patrick Wilson

  Rocks, Purple, Velvet

  Source: www.elle.com

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• My signature style is super uniformed. I like black pants, black blazers, and boots.

  Theophilus London

  Black, Style, Signatures

  Source: www.elle.com

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• We need to get past the point where being black and a male means that I am likely to mug you for your wallet, likely to have a minus 15 on my IQ, likely to not go to college and likely to wear my pants below my arse.

  John Amaechi

  Mean, Past, College

  "Big Think Interview With John Amaechi". Interview with Max Miller, bigthink.com. October 7, 2010.

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• I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'

  Alek Wek

  Cowboy, Hot, Boots

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• Let me tell you something, last night in the debate, during one of the breaks, two of the breaks, Donald Trump went backstage... He asked for a full length mirror. I don't know why because the podium goes up to here. He wanted a full length mirror. Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet. I don't know.

  Marco Rubio

  Night, Mirrors, Two

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• I'm just a proud papa and it's nice to get that validation from my colleagues in the industry. You get up, you pull your pants down and you're like, "Here it is!"

  Richard Patrick

  Nice, Validation, Proud

  Source: www.alternativenation.net

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• If I'm not going out, my go-to outfit is some comfortable pants, Vans, and a fitted tee. But if I'm going out, definitely some Diesel jeans, either some super cool boots or nice shoes, and then a button-up.

  Sterling Beaumon

  Nice, Jeans, Shoes

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• My style is a little masculine, and what I loved about Pyer Moss was how well he can make a blazer, the looseness of those pants, or color palette that he chooses from season to season.

  Erykah Badu

  Color, Style, Moss

  "Erykah Badu On Pyer Moss's Honest Activism". Interview with Katherine Cusumano, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 10, 2016.

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