Kingsley Amis Quotes

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• The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

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  Degrees, Weight, Requirements

  Kingsley Amis (2010). “Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis”, p.90, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

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  Writing, Editing, Littles

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• The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

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  Knowing, May, Rewards

  1984 Stanley and the Women, ch.2.

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• When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future begins to steal over you, start telling yourself that what you have is a hangover. You are not sickening for anything, you have not suffered a minor brain lesion, you are not all that bad at your job, your family and friends are not leagued in a conspiracy of barely maintained silence about what a s**t you are, you have not come at last to see life as it really is and there is no use crying over spilt milk.

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  Jobs, Hangover, Sadness

  "Distilled Kingsley: The late, great author - and prodigious drinker - gives his advice on beating a hangover" by Kingsley Amis, www.dailymail.co.uk. December 26, 2008.

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• If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

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  Verbs, Adverbs, Ifs

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• Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

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  World, Strikes, Terrible

  Kingsley Amis (1990). “The Amis collection: selected non-fiction, 1954-1990”, Arrow

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• Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

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  Love, Sex, Letting You Go

  Kingsley Amis (2016). “Collected Poems: 1944-1979”, p.68, New York Review of Books

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• A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

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  Lunch, Breakfast, May

  "Aren't We Due a Royalty Statement?". Book by Giles Gordon, 1993.

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• Politics is a thing that only the unsophisticated can really go for.

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  1957 'Socialism and the Intellectuals'.

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• Growing older, I have lost the need to be political, which means ... the need to be left. I am driven to grudging toleration of the Conservative Party because it is the party of non-politics, of resistance to politics.

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  Party, Mean, Political

  Kingsley Amis (1968). “Lucky Jim's politics”

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• Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

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  Women, Men, Wonder

  'Something Nasty in the Bookshop'

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• Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.

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  Laziness, Journalism, Incompetence

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

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  Use, Natural, Ends

  Kingsley Amis (2011). “The King's English”, p.209, Penguin UK

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• A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.

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  Wine, Labels, Too Short

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• Sex stops when you pull up your pants,
  Love never lets you go.

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  Love, Sex, Pull Ups

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• Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

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  Way, Consciousness

  Kingsley Amis (1992). “Lucky Jim”, Penguin Classics

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• I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out something different about people when they're drunk. Of course, you sometimes find that they're not different at all--that you merely get more of the same, perhaps said rather more loudly and incoherently, but basically the same.

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  Real, Men, Drunk

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• When starting to think about any novel, part of the motive is: I'm going to show them, this time.

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  Thinking, Starting, Motive

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• If there's one word that sums up everything that's gone wrong since the war, it's Workshop. After Youth, that is.

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  War, Gone, Youth

  Kingsley Amis (1978). “Jake's Thing”, Hutchinson Radius

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• The Scandinavians are dear people but they've never been what you might call bywords for wit and sparkle, have they?

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  People, Might, Sparkle

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• Those who professed themselves unable to believe in the reality of human progress ought to cheer themselves up, as the students under examination had conceivably been cheered up, by a short study of the Middle Ages. The hydrogen bomb, the South African Government, Chioang Kaidick, Senator McCarthy himself, would then seem a light price to pay for no longer being in the Middle Ages.

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  Cheer, Believe, Reality

  Kingsley Amis (1992). “Lucky Jim”, Penguin Classics

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• The ideal of brotherhood of man, the building of the Just City, is one that cannot be discarded without lifelong feelings of disappointment and loss. But, if we are to live in the real world, discard it we must.

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  Disappointment, Real, Loss

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• Work was like cats were supposed to be: if you disliked and feared it and tried to keep out if its way, it knew at once and sought you out and jumped on your lap and climbed all over you to show how much it loved you. Please God, he thought, don't let me die in harness.

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  Cat, Over You, Way

  1960 Take A Girl Like You, ch.5.

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• More always means worse.

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  Mean

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• Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do.

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  Training, Needed, Wanted

  Kingsley Amis (1992). “Lucky Jim”, Penguin Classics

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