George Lopez Quotes

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  When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

  George Lopez

  Inspirational, Reinventing Yourself, Best Times

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  No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

  George Lopez

  Ignorance, Race, Enemy

  "Seriously Funny". Interview with Brett Wilbur, carmelmagazine.com. February 1, 2007.

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• We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

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• Life is moments going by, but if you don't grab them, they're gone. For a long time, the only moments that were available were bad ones. So now I make sure to grab the good ones.

  George Lopez

  Long, Gone, Life Is

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  It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

  George Lopez

  Black And White, Ethnicity, People

  "George Lopez enters the talk show wars". Interview with Todd Leopold, www.cnn.com. March 30, 2009.

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• One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Bags

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

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• By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as a kid, and it wasn't easy. I'm on the [Hollywood] Walk of Fame and I'm one of the 25 most influential Hispanics in America, according to Time Magazine. I think my duty is to go back and tell kids, 'Whatever color you are, wherever you come from, anything and everything is possible.' And I'm living proof.

  George Lopez

  Dream, Kids, Thinking

  "Seriously Funny". Interview with Brett Wilbur, www.carmelmagazine.com. February 1, 2007.

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• When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

  George Lopez

  Funny, Mom, Humor

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• If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

  George Lopez

  Laughter, Medicine, Laughing

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• I used to be ashamed by the way that I grew up. I tried to lie my way through better times, but when you think that honesty and truth is really your best weapon you embrace it and put it behind you. In the end, it drives you and motivates you to do good work. No one should be ashamed about where they come from as long as you desire to be a compassionate and decent person.

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  Honesty, Lying, Thinking

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• You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Names

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• Laughter survives... it has to survive.

  George Lopez

  Laughter

  Source: moviepilot.com

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• It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

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  Funny, Humor, White

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• Sometimes when you win, you think you're going to get everything to go your way.

  George Lopez

  Thinking, Winning, Way

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• We need to get better at voting and be a voice for the people who do not have one.

  George Lopez

  Voice, People, Voting

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• I think we all feel the same things most of the time, we just don't know how to put it into words. When I'm on stage, I say it. The truth makes people laugh.

  George Lopez

  Truth, Thinking, People

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• I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.

  George Lopez

  People, Appreciate, Grandparent

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• This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Bus

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

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• Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.

  George Lopez

  Weed, Marijuana, Simple

  George Lopez, Alan Eisenstock (2013). “I'm Not Gonna Lie: And Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50”, p.17, Penguin

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• I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament.

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  Honesty, Father, Golf

  "An Interview with George Lopez, Host of The Bob Hope Dessert Golf Classic for 2007". Interview with Paul Schienberg, psychedonline.com. April 24, 2007.

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• Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

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  Want, Birth, Certificates

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• I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

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  Uncles, Couple, Fighting

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• I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.

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  Offending, Say Anything, Comedy

  "George Lopez Discusses His New Late-Night Talk Show". Interview with Brian Gallagher, movieweb.com. March 26, 2009.

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• Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

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  Funny, Humor, Sunday

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• Immigration is an issue of global significance in America. And if you look at the terrorist alerts and attacks, Latinos [as a group] are not in the top five list [for] terror alerts.

  George Lopez

  America, Issues, Groups

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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