George Lopez Quotes - Page 3

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• [There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be people who were white," and the kid says, "Really?" and you say, "Yeah, like the man who cuts our grass."' I've had that line forever and I love it.

  George Lopez

  Growing Up, Kids, Cutting

  "Seriously Funny". Interview with Brett Wilbur, www.carmelmagazine.com. February 1, 2007.

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• When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!

  George Lopez

  Girl, Good Luck, Sleep

  "George Lopez". TV Series, m.imdb.com. 2002-2007.

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• I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

  George Lopez

  Pain, Breathe, Chests

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• I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

  George Lopez

  People

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• When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show

  George Lopez

  Shows, Cables, Stations

  "Lopez: Conan didn't want me to get 'Leno'd'" by Alan Duke, www.cnn.com. April 14, 2010.

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• It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

  George Lopez

  Clothes, People, Smoking

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• Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Nice, Comedy

  "George Lopez Launching New Sitcom" by The Associated Press, www.foxnews.com. October 17, 2011.

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• As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America - not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That's kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.

  George Lopez

  Country, America, People

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.

  George Lopez

  Yankees, Play, Lakers

  "Seriously Funny". Interview with Brett Wilbur, www.carmelmagazine.com. February 1, 2007.

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• Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.

  George Lopez

  Culture, Looks, Speak

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• Making a movie about one group of people isolates the larger majority. That's what I require of the projects that I'm involved with. I would not ever make a movie strictly for Latinos.

  George Lopez

  People, Majority, Groups

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don't need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there's no top.

  George Lopez

  Growing Up, Team, Golf

  "An Interview with George Lopez, Host of The Bob Hope Dessert Golf Classic for 2007". Interview with Paul Schienberg, psychedonline.com. April 24, 2007.

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• Shows should just be able to be shows without hyphenating their lead characters.

  George Lopez

  Character, Able, Should

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• Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Max

  TV series "George Lopez" ("Prototype"), 2002-2007.

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• I do everything one at a time, one day at a time. It's the only way I can do all what I want. I stopped watching [most of] the news and entertainment shows. I think it's helped me to stay a little clearer. Do I need to know what Kevin Federline is doing? And I don't sleep a lot. I'm always connected to [my work].

  George Lopez

  Sleep, Thinking, One Day At A Time

  "Seriously Funny". Interview with Brett Wilbur, www.carmelmagazine.com. February 1, 2007.

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• D.C. is a great place. The music, jazz, has always been great here, the restaurants have always been fantastic here. And there's been a lot of changes in this city over the last 30 years, and all for the better.

  George Lopez

  Years, Cities, Here And There

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.

  George Lopez

  June, Firsts, Quitting

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• Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

  George Lopez

  Age, Pay, Latina

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• if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Waffles

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• I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.

  George Lopez

  Lonely, Wife, Needs

  "Seriously Funny". Interview with Brett Wilbur, www.carmelmagazine.com. February 1, 2007.

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• I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?

  George Lopez

  Home, House, Fans

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• I'd love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he's black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic.

  George Lopez

  Black And White, Demographics, Appeals

  Source: movieweb.com

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• Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

  George Lopez

  Golf, Life Is Great, Life Is

  "An Interview with George Lopez, Host of The Bob Hope Dessert Golf Classic for 2007". Interview with Paul Schienberg, psychedonline.com. April 24, 2007.

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• I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine.

  George Lopez

  Race, Trouble, Imagine

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• So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother's house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write

  George Lopez

  Beach, Writing, Grandmother

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