George Lopez Quotes - Page 4

Quotes about:

• I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

  George Lopez

  Dog, Teenager, Thinking

  "George Lopez Gives the Lowdown on Beverly Hills Chihuahua". Interview with Brian Gallagher, www.movieweb.com. February 27, 2009.

  4 Copy quote

• Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Gum

  4 Copy quote

• When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close the script and you go, "They aren't going to be able to do that with real dogs. How are they going to do that?" You're going to see the strings. But they did.

  George Lopez

  Dog, Real, Beverly Hills

  "George Lopez Gives the Lowdown on Beverly Hills Chihuahua". Interview with Brian Gallagher, www.movieweb.com. February 27, 2009.

  4 Copy quote

• Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Presidential

  4 Copy quote

• George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

  George Lopez

  Funny, Brother, Humor

  4 Copy quote

• If you want a show to succeed, you're going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black and non-Latino. If you can't cross over, you don't belong on TV. That's not just me saying it. That's just the way it is.

  George Lopez

  People, Over You, Black

  "George Lopez – comedian". Interview with Kiko Martinez, www.cinesnob.net. October 24, 2014.

  4 Copy quote

• From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

  George Lopez

  Funny, War, Home

  "George Lopez". TV Series, m.imdb.com. 2002-2007.

  4 Copy quote

• If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.

  George Lopez

  Laughing, Machines, Factories

  7 Copy quote

• I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.

  George Lopez

  Cinema, Answering Questions, Interviews

  4 Copy quote

• I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

  George Lopez

  Writing, Exercise, Years

  4 Copy quote

• David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

  George Lopez

  Night, Hands, Down And

  "George Lopez for mayor?". "Piers Morgan Tonight", www.cnn.com. July 27, 2011.

  4 Copy quote

• The average late-night viewer is in their mid-50s and the average viewer of TBS is in their 30s and is largely African-American and Hispanic, already, before I even get there.

  George Lopez

  Night, Average, African American

  "George eyes younger audience with edgy late-night show" by Michael Starr, nypost.com. October 21, 2009.

  4 Copy quote

• It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.

  George Lopez

  Honor, Bob, Legends

  4 Copy quote

• If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.

  George Lopez

  Country, Sorry, Feet

  4 Copy quote

• I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

  4 Copy quote

• I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our humor is substandard. I mean, I just don't think they want to give us credit. I just don't think that they see us as important enough to be at their level. I'm the longest-produced comedy at Warner Bros. and I don't feel special. They come over and say hello. But everybody's gonna make a lot of money and I don't feel like I'm special to them.

  George Lopez

  Mean, Thinking, White

  4 Copy quote

• I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

  George Lopez

  Strong, Believe, Taken

  "George Lopez for mayor?". "Piers Morgan Tonight", www.cnn.com. July 27, 2011.

  4 Copy quote

Page 4 of 4

First

← Prev

1

2

3

4

Next →

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin