George Lopez Quotes - Page 2

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• Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!

  George Lopez

  Funny, Mom, Humor

  "George Lopez". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2002-2007.

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• As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Long

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

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• Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.

  George Lopez

  Morning, Sleep, Night

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Reality, White

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• Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn.

  George Lopez

  Sweet, Home, Commitment

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

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• 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

  George Lopez

  Fake, Said, They Said

  Twitter post from Nov 4, 2010

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• I can never do nothing in this house!

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, House

  Twitter post from Aug 9, 2013

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• You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black people; you're going to see what the world looks like. I promised myself that if I ever got an opportunity where I would be able to make a difference and have a say, that I would want to deliver [that] message [of inclusivity].

  George Lopez

  Opportunity, White, Differences

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Boys

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• If you read social media, you can see how immigration is such a hot-button debate and [a hotbed] of ignorance. You know there's guys that say immigrants come here, and they create so much crime and they take jobs. There's multiple sides to every story.

  George Lopez

  Jobs, Ignorance, Media

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.

  George Lopez

  Book, Golf, Bridges

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• People who are homeless, they're not all addicts. A lot of times, they're just people who, through something like losing their job or losing someone in their life, ended up on the streets. So much of our time is spent in cars that sometimes you need to look out of those windows. And you see that a dollar, 50 cents, whatever you have, may not mean much to you, but it means everything to people who are hungry and who are in need.

  George Lopez

  Jobs, Mean, People

  "Kidney transplant inspired Lopez". Interview With Denise Quan, www.cnn.com. November 7, 2011.

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• I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully, saved me from myself. Who saved me from destroying myself because of my background. Who saved me from wasting my life, drinking my life away, never fulfilling my dreams because of what I had come from, and truly believing and loving - truly the first person to ever truthfully, unconditionally love me.

  George Lopez

  Dream, Drinking, Believe

  George Lopez (2004). “Why You Crying?: My Long, Hard Look at Life, Love, and Laughter”, p.202, Simon and Schuster

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• At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Mom, Humor

  "George Lopez". www.imdb.com. 2002 - 2007.

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• No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Laughing So Hard

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• My grandmother instilled in me a toughness that comes with survival. She was a tough lady and never truly enjoyed her life. She would always worry about things and I would tell her that it wasn't going to get her anywhere and it didn't. I wasn't even that smart back then, but I knew that worrying about everyone else wasn't good for her health. As Latinos, we stress and worry so much about the future when the future is today. As long as we protect what's good in our lives, we will be all right.

  George Lopez

  Smart, Stress, Grandmother

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• I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That's some of the best food.

  George Lopez

  Animal, Mexican, Littles

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!

  George Lopez

  Memories, Priceless, Wells

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• A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

  George Lopez

  Looks, Uniforms, Dodgers

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• We're Mexican not Mexican't!

  George Lopez

  Mexican

  "Beverly Hills Chihuahua". Adventure, Comedy, Drama, 2008.

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• The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

  George Lopez

  Funny Valentines Day, Love You, Wife

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• I look at movies, unfortunately, and I still see a lot of movies [lacking diversity].

  George Lopez

  Diversity, Looks, Lacking

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

  George Lopez

  School, Animal, Suffering

  Source: www.washingtontimes.com

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• When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

  George Lopez

  Talking, Looks, Helping

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• I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

  George Lopez

  Want, Way

  "Gift of Life From a Comedian's Wife". abcnews.go.com. May 12, 2005.

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