Pants Quotes - Page 26

• The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.

  Dana Gould

  Running, Sweat, Jogging

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• Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

  Dana Gould

  Running, Sweat, Shoes

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, Home, People

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• Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

  Dana Gould

  Perfect, Pet, Noise

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jun 27, 2013

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• If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

  Robert Duvall

  Long, Warm, Ifs

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• [A photograph] should do something to the beholder; either give a more complete appreciation of beauty, or, if nothing else, even a good mental kick in the pants.

  Paul Outerbridge

  Appreciation, Giving, Good Man

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• As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.

  Justin Townes Earle

  Men, Two, White

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• In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about Stan Musial, Ted Williams and Jackie Robinson. I had put those guys on a pedestal. They were something special. I really thought they put their pants on different, rather than one leg at a time.

  Hank Aaron

  Baseball, League, Guy

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life.

  Karlie Kloss

  Fit, Whole Life, Findings

  "Hey, Long Legs! Karlie Kloss Is Making Jeans Just for You" by Christina Perez, www.glamour.com. May 13, 2013.

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• Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things.

  Ron Perlman

  Birthday, Age, Events

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• I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

  Jarvis Cocker

  Stress, Numbers, Phones

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• We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

  Ade Edmondson

  Girl, Laughing, Looks

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

  Bette Midler

  Sex, Couple, Cadillacs

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• I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldn't be wanting to do it.

  Gilda Radner

  Cute, Women, Love Is

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• The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

  Roy Blount, Jr.

  Library, Firsts, Excited

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• I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.

  Mort Walker

  Running, Believe, Car

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• Already known as one of America’s best and wittiest poets, William Trowbridge has, in Ship of Fool, found the perfect vessel to convey his vision: comic, tender, wry, compassionate, full of insight and rueful understanding of what it means to carry on, cream pies in the face, pants falling down as the Green Weenie rampages through our foolish, beautiful lives.

  Charles Harper Webb

  Beautiful, Fall, Mean

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• One of the most important things is to figure out what your look is — I don't wear this black suit-white shirt combination all the time to try and be iconic — but because I'm most comfortable in this. Cary Grant never turned up in a pink jacket and hot pants and I don't feel the need to experiment when I know I like dressing this way.

  Tom Ford

  White, Black, Important

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• I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

  Robert Towne

  Embarrassment, Caught, Supposed To Be

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• I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

  David Copperfield

  Magic, Scorpions, Osama Bin Laden

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• We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women should be treated the same, when it comes to the moment of excretion, even the most modern society - especially the most modern society - segregates two restrooms with little icons outside the doors, one wearing a dress, one wearing pants.

  W. J. T. Mitchell

  Men, Doors, Two

  Source: www.guernicamag.com

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• St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.

  Margot Leitman

  Drinking, Holy Days, People

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• I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Nice, Valentine

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• I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

  Gena Lee Nolin

  Nice, Guy, Suits

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• I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants

  Aaron Neville

  Running, Years, Feels

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