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• My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

  Thom Yorke

  Uncles, Play, Lap

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• I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

  Kane

  Thinking, Wwe

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• McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

  Stone Cold Steve Austin

  Wwe

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• I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else. That's just how my personality works.

  Mac Miller

  Personality, Pairs, Sometimes

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• Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!

  John Cena

  Wwe, Size, Fit

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• I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a boy. One who traveled, one who never got up out of his Morris chair. Doctor, lawyer, Indian chief. I wanted shaving cream in the sink and whistling on the stairs. I wanted pants hung by their cuffs from a dresser drawer. I wanted change jingling in a pocket and the sound of ice cracking in a cocktail glass at five thirty. I wanted to hear my mother laugh behind a closed door.

  Judy Blundell

  Mother, Father, Boys

  Judy Blundell (2010). “What I Saw and How I Lied”, p.61, Scholastic Inc.

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• Well, I think that the image is a part of me. I wear the baggy pants, the hats, the whole nine. And you know, I may add a little for the excitement and the intrigue in the videos, but my family has told me that little air of mystery that surrounds me is for real.

  Aaliyah

  Real, Thinking, Air

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• I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. It freaks me out. I'm sorry that I don't talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something just to make it slightly cuter but that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.

  Zooey Deschanel

  Strong, Children, Sorry

  "Fictional character: Jess". "New Girl" (Season 1, Episode 11), 2011-2018.

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• I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not.

  Elizabeth Taylor

  House, Monsters, Loud

  "Fictional character: Martha". "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?", www.imdb.com. 1966.

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• Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, 'Wow!'

  Dylan McDermott

  Father, Who I Am, Wings

  "In Search Of Dylan McDermott". www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Next Week

  "Jim Gaffigan’s ‘Dad Is Fat’ Tells Story Of Loner With ‘Acute Case Of Children’", www.huffingtonpost.com. May 7, 2013.

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• It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone wants to wear pants.

  Casey Legler

  Judging, Lovely, Dresses

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• You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!

  John Cena

  Wwe, Want, Next

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• I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.

  Jessica Simpson

  Mom, New York, Fall

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• Women who had discovered pants, low-heeled shoes, and loose sweaters during World War II were reluctant to give them up in peacetime.

  Susan Faludi

  Fashion, War, Shoes

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• Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long Bay Gaol, which in those days was still in use and heavily populated by larcenous young men who had chosen their parents less wisely.

  Clive James

  Funny, Mother, Humorous

  Clive James (2013). “The Complete Unreliable Memoirs”, p.150, Pan Macmillan

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• Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find.

  Veronica Lake

  Girl, Self, Giving

  Veronica Lake, Donald M. Bain (1971). “Veronica”

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• Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could.

  Vash Young

  Girl, Home, Boys

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• I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead, and it certainly helps if you have a good partner in life

  Cheryl Ladd

  Moving, Thinking, Kicking

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• I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

  Eva Mendes

  Men, Shining, Should

  Interview with Vicki Hogarth, www.askmen.com.

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• In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

  Billy Crystal

  Football, School, Games

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• My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

  Richard Dreyfuss

  Running, Fear, Nipples

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