Pants Quotes - Page 18

• My whole approach to wardrobe is, throw it in a suitcase and make sure they don't press it, for Pete's sake, so I can try to display some rumpled charm. Actually, I'm just a pig. I've got coffee stains on my pants. I think they're coffee stains, anyway.

  Mel Gibson

  Coffee, Thinking, Pigs

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• I went up a pants size during my pregnancy.

  Ellen Pompeo

  Pregnancy, Size

  "Ellen Pompeo In 'Self': Went Up To Size 26 Jeans While Pregnant". Self Magazine Interview, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 18, 2010.

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• The rules took a while to sort out. Lena and Carmen wanted to focus on friendship-type rules, stuff about keeping in touch with one another over the summer, and making sure the Pants kept moving from one girl to the next. Tibby preferred to focus on random things you could and couldn't do in the Pants --- like picking your nose.

  Ann Brashares

  Girl, Summer, Moving

  Ann Brashares (2012). “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Complete Collection”, p.26, Delacorte Press

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• Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?

  James Dashner

  Cry, Scorch Trials

  James Dashner (2014). “The Maze Runner Series Complete Collection (Maze Runner)”, p.447, Delacorte Press

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• And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

  Dr. Seuss

  Scare, Goes On, Want

  Theodor Seuss Geisel, “Oh, The Places You'll Go”

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• Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he added quickly "In a totally sister-in-law type fashion of course.

  Lynsay Sands

  Fashion, Sister In Law, Type

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• It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.

  Lauren Oliver

  Shoes, House, Miracle

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• Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?

  Kiersten White

  Waiting, Want, Shirts

  Kiersten White (2012). “Supernaturally (Paranormalcy, Book 2)”, p.33, HarperCollins UK

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• Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on.

  Nora Roberts

  Mother, Fighting, Clothes

  Nora Roberts (2011). “The Novels of Nora Roberts”, p.438, Penguin

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• A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down.

  Edna St. Vincent Millay

  Book, Writing, Eye

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• if you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and moving.

  Frederick Buechner

  Moving, Doubt, Alive

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• I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

  Jim Butcher

  Memories, Stones, Firsts

  Jim Butcher (2003). “Death Masks: Book five of The Dresden Files”, p.162, Penguin Group

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• I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.

  Liv Tyler

  Boyfriend, Dad, Father

  "Liv Tyler's Rock and Roll Life" by Gayl Murphy and Gary Graff, abcnews.go.com.

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• What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of you. You must have gotten a sock or something stuck. Oh, my." She pried her gaze from his groin.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Way, Given, Sock

  Karen Marie Moning (2012). “The Highlander Series 7-Book Bundle”, p.803, Dell

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• Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong.

  Rachel Caine

  Shoes, Black, Zips

  Rachel Caine (2009). “Carpe Corpus”, p.31, Allison & Busby

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• Have you ever made her angry?" If the cop said that he and his wife lived in a state of constant connubial bliss, Andrew decided he'd have full cause to throw a punch. Max raised an eyebrow. "Sure, I'm human." He slid the phone into the pocket of his suit pants and rose to his feet with a distinctly amused glint in his eyes. "Making up is the un part, in case you haven't figured that out yet.

  Nalini Singh

  Eye, Phones, Feet

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• He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.

  Rachel Caine

  Nice, Tired, Doctors

  Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town: The Morganville Vampires”, p.46, Penguin

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• I don't believe in god, so I don't have to make elaborately sounded structures. ... Pain always produces logic, which is very bad for you. ... As for measure and other technical apparatus, that's just common sense: if you're going to buy a pair of pants you want them to be tight enough so everyone will want to go to bed with you. There's nothing metaphysical about it.

  Frank O'Hara

  Pain, Believe, Common Sense

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• Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants.

  Jim Butcher

  Insane, Needs, Tents

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• There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

  Alexis Ohanian

  Motivation, Inspiration, Lessons

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• You can't wear revealing clothes because of the sex addicts. Instead, you wear big bras, big pants and baggy tops. You're taught to respect others' addictions.

  Kerry Katona

  Sex, Clothes, Addiction

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• War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on.

  Martin Van Creveld

  Fun, War, Men

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• What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right. Men think, 'Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store thinking it's a shoe store and the salesmen says, 'Just hold this guy's hand, walk around a little bit, see how it feels. No obligation, no pressure, just try it.'

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Hurt, Men, Thinking

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• You’re here.” “I am.” Jason boldly took in the way she looked. “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.” “Probably not a good idea.” He grinned. “Yes, I can imagine it would be somewhat awkward standing before a judge who has a huge hard-on.” “Is that the effect this dress has?” Taylor’s eyes traveled downward, to the zipper of Jason’s pants, and he was momentarily caught off guard by her bluntness. Her eyes sparkled, amused. “You’re blushing, Jason. That’s cute.

  Julie James

  Cute, Eye, Here I Am

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• Did she just-" "Yes." "But I don't-" "Yes you do. We both stink." "Well, I'm not-" "Yes. You are." He huffed. "You wont let-" "No. No complaining. Let's go." I grabbed a clean shirt and pants from my saddlebags. "Well, she could have handled it better," he grumped. "No. She couldn't." He settled into a sulky silence as we visited the bathhouse.

  Maria V. Snyder

  Silence, Complaining, Sulky

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