Sock Quotes

• True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.

  Erich Fromm

  Love, Two, Secret

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• One can never have enough socks

  J. K. Rowling

  Christmas, Enough, Funny Christmas

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• You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

  Gary Oldman

  Character, Color, You Choose

  "Gary Oldman: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 16, 2011.

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• I'm also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.

  Daniel Radcliffe

  Fans

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• When exhausted and feeling sorry for yourself, at least change your socks.

  Norman Maclean

  Sorry, Feelings, Exhausted

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• No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

  Rob Kardashian

  Want, Boring, Tubes

  "Rob Kardashian’s Sock Line, Arthur George, Debuts At Neiman Marcus, Hurts Our Eyes" by Jessica Misener, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 15, 2012.

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• Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.

  Wendy Cope

  Loner, Pairs

  2001 If I Don't Know,'The Sorrow of Socks'.

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• Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

  Pseudonymous Bosch

  Chocolate

  Pseudonymous Bosch (2012). “This Isn't What It Looks Like: The Secret Series”, p.7, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

  Flavor Flav

  Shoes, One Thing

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• All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man.

  George H. W. Bush

  Men, Colorful

  "By the numbers: George H.W. Bush" by Amy Roberts, www.cnn.com. December 31, 2012.

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• Isn't it awful that cold feet make for a cold imagination and that a pair of woollen socks induce good thoughts!

  Franz Grillparzer

  Feet, Imagination, Body

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• Whether we’re talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down.

  Warren Buffett

  Investing Money, Talking, Quality

  Berkshire Hathaway Inc. Chairman's Letter, 2008.

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• My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Thickness

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• I'm not doing contemporary songs unless something comes along that really knocks my socks off.

  Frankie Valli

  Song, Contemporary

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• I usually just wear black so my shoes and my socks are my rays of sunshine.

  Matt Skiba

  Sunshine, Shoes, Black

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• You know my feelings: every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be socks?

  James Gandolfini

  Feelings, Doe, Pairs

  "In praise of... Tony Soprano" by James Gandolfini, www.theguardian.com. June 20, 2013.

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• If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.

  Bruce Campbell

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to

  Albert Einstein

  Age, Ifs

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• Never put a sock in a toaster.

  Eddie Izzard

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  Twitter post from Feb 21, 2015

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• It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.

  Stephen King

  Enough, Persons, Hard

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• Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.

  Lena Dunham

  Lena Dunham (2014). “Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned"”, p.191, Random House

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• Never run in the rain with your socks on.

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  Running, Rain, Rainy Season

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• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Gone

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• You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

  Daniel Tosh

  Puppets, Likes, Knows

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