Funny Love Quotes - Page 2

• If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

  Alan King

  Love, Inspirational, Marriage

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• It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

  Lucille Ball

  Love, Cute, Sight

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When turkeys mate they think of swans.

  Johnny Carson

  Drinking, Inspiration, Thinking

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• If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Love, Funny, Broken Heart

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• Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

  Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Ocean

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• Love is the flower you've got to let grow.

  John Lennon

  Love, Life, Relationship

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• Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

  Mae West

  Love, Funny, Anniversary

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.

  Carol Grace

  Hate, Love Is, Alive

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• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  Dorothy Parker

  Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day

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• Love is being stupid together.

  Paul Valery

  Love, Romantic, Valentines Day

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• To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

  Bess Myerson

  Love, Broken Heart, Breakup

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• Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

  Robert Frost

  Love, Funny, Life

  "A Swinger of Birches: A Portrait of Robert Frost". Book by Sydney Cox, 1957.

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• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

  Henny Youngman

  Love, Anniversary, Marriage

  Forbes Magazine, Volume 166 (p. 156), 2000.

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• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Marriage, Sarcastic

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Heartbreak, Kissing

  "Annie Hall". Comedy, Romance, 1977.

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• The human heart, at whatever age, opens to the heart that opens in return.

  Maria Edgeworth

  Love, Life, Heart

  Maria Edgeworth (1837). “Helen, etc”, p.52

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• It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

  Robert Frost

  Marriage, Wedding, Men

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• The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

  Cher

  Love, Life, Relationship

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• If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.

  Jason Mraz

  Inspirational Love, Joy, Avocados

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• Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Love, Funny, Witty

  "The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

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• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Sex, Making Love, Love Making

  "Tallulah, Darling: A Biography of Tallulah Bankhead". Book by Denis Brian, June 1, 1980.

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• The best proof of love is trust.

  Joyce Brothers

  Love, Inspirational, Relationship

  "Chicken Soup for the Gardener's Soul : 101 Stories to Sow Seeds of Love, Hope and Laughter" by Jack Canfield, (p. 25), 2001.

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• If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

  Lily Tomlin

  Love, Funny Relationship, Answers

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• Love is a game that two can play and both win.

  Eva Gabor

  Love, Valentines Day, Fun

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  Lana Turner

  Funny, Success, Hilarious

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