Funny Love Quotes - Page 7

• Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

  Helen Gurley Brown

  Best Love, Giving, Radio

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• I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

  Anna Nicole Smith

  Jobs, Support, Right Now

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• My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

  Joan Rivers

  Love You, Funny Relationship, Romantic Love

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

  Leonardo da Vinci

  Marriage, Funny Relationship, Hands

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• By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.

  Dorothy Parker

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  "Unfortunate Coincidence" l. 1 (1926)

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• On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

  Jim Davidson

  Running, Night, Men

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• I don't know if I want to get married again.

  Doris Day

  Naked, Want, Married

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• Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

  Glenn Beck

  Love, Lying, Funny Relationship

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• You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

  Elayne Boosler

  Love, Numbers, Machines

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• I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

  Tony Curtis

  Wife, Enough, Caught

  "Tony Curtis dies aged 85" by Xan Brooks, www.theguardian.com. September 30, 2010.

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• Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

  Remy de Gourmont

  Love, Women, Kissing

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• A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Marriage, Men, Wife

  Ralph Waldo Emerson, Alfred R. Ferguson (1965). “Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Volume V: 1835-1838”, p.199, Harvard University Press

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• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  Paula Deen

  Inspirational, Real, Eye

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• Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.

  Ann Brashares

  Life, War, Love Is

  FaceBook post by Ann Brashares from Apr 08, 2013

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• If I know what love is, it is because of you.

  Hermann Hesse

  Love, Life, Anniversary

  "Narcissus and Goldmund". Book by Hermann Hesse, 1930.

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• God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

  Jacques Deval

  Life, Men, Animal

  "A Dictionary of Environmental Quotations" by Barbara K. Rodes and Rice Odell, (p. 22), 1992.

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• There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

  Melanie Griffith

  Love, Motivational, Dream

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• The only people who make love all the time are liars.

  Louis Jordan

  Love, Liars, Lying

  "Fictional character: Gaston Lachaille". "Gigi", www.imdb.com. 1958.

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• Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Commitment, Thinking, Want

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• Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

  Bill Cosby

  Love, Relationship, Husband

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• Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

  Maurice Chevalier

  Love, Funny, Girl

  Quoted in Helen Handley, The Lover's Quotation Book (1986)

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• Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Love, Long, Stupidity

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  I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference.

  Greta Garbo

  Freedom, Differences, Want

  Quoted in John Bainbridge, Garbo (1955)

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• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Funny, Anniversary

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• Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

  Aphra Behn

  Love, Secret, Pleasure

  1686 The Lover's Watch,'Four o'Clock. General Conversation'.

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