Funny Love Quotes - Page 4

• Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

  Bill Maher

  Relationship, Love You, Men

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• I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

  Jimmy Cannon

  Love, Men, Space

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• Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

  George Burns

  Relationship, Love You, Romantic Love

  George Burns (1988). “Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed”, Putnam Publishing Group

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• It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Love, Relationship, Valentines Day

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• Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists.

  Anita Brookner

  Love, Life, Relationship

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• Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

  Jules Renard

  Love, Inspirational, Valentines Day

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• You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

  Rita Rudner

  Hands, Want, Humorous Love

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• The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.

  Anais Nin

  Love, Heartbreak, Dream

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

  Colin Chapman

  Marriage, Home, Successful

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• In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

  Francois Truffaut

  Funny, Women, Men

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• The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Sex, Liberty

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• Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

  George Jean Nathan

  Love, Anniversary, Disappointment

  George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

  Cher

  Love, Men, Luxury

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

  Dudley Moore

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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• Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

  Erma Bombeck

  Love, Marriage, Funny Relationship

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• Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

  Mae West

  Running, Wedding, Freedom

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• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

  Steve Martin

  Love, Funny, Beautiful

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• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

  Walt Disney

  Love, Funny, Witty

  Quoted inWalterWagner, You Must Remember This (1975)

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• Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Love, Relationship, Fall

  FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Aug 07, 2013

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  Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.

  W. H. Auden

  Love, Motivational, Strength

  W. H. Auden, Katherine Bucknell (2003). “Juvenilia: Poems, 1922-1928”, p.105, Princeton University Press

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• My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

  Ray Romano

  Motivational, Family, Morning

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• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

  Ogden Nash

  Relationship, Marriage, Funny Birthday

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

  Garry Shandling

  Valentines Day, Single, Dating

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• We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.

  Michelle Obama

  Badass, Being In Love, African American

  "Democratic convention courts youth vote with focus on student loans" by Adam Gabbatt, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2012.

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• I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

  Jean Illsley Clarke

  Best Love, Love You, Romantic Love

  Jean Illsley Clarke (2011). “Self Esteem A Family Affair”, p.5, Hazelden Publishing

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