Funny Love Quotes - Page 6

• A light heart lives long.

  William Shakespeare

  Inspirational, Motivational, Lost Love

  'Love's Labour's Lost' (1595) act 5, sc. 2, l. 15

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• Fortune and love favor the brave.

  Ovid

  Love, Inspiring, Depressing

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• Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.

  D. H. Lawrence

  Love, Life, Best Friend

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• The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

  Fred Allen

  Love, Funny, Humor

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• Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Best Love, Romantic Love, Love Is

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• You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

  Frank Herbert

  Giving, Joy, Want

  Frank Herbert (2008). “God Emperor of Dune”, p.272, Penguin

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• The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Love, Funny, Humor

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• It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

  Honore de Balzac

  Love, Life, Marriage

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• Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

  Groucho Marx

  Marriage, Witty, Horse

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

  Judith Viorst

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

  "The Problem Behind All Problems". Book by Michael Hansbury, 2009.

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• Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

  Albert Einstein

  Love, Inspirational, Romantic

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• The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Love, Funny, Life

  "The Illustrated London News" Magazine, July 16, 1910.

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• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

  Patrick Murray

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• The triumph of hope over experience.

  Samuel Johnson

  Marriage, Hope, Wedding

  Quoted in James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson (1791) (entry for 1770)

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• The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

  Charles de Gaulle

  Dog, Men, Pet

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• Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.155, University of Georgia Press

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• My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Sanity

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• Where there is great love there are always miracles.

  Willa Cather

  Love, Sympathy, Valentines Day

  "Death Comes for the Archbishop". Book by Willa Cather, 1927.

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• If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Love, Years, Two

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• Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Laughter

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• If you love something, set it free.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Love, Modern Family, Getting Back Together

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• We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  Love, Cute, Valentines Day

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• "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

  Woodrow Wyatt

  Life, Falling In Love, Women

  To the Point (1981) p. 107

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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• Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

  Unknown

  Black Friday

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