Patrick Murray Quotes

• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

  Patrick Murray

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

  Patrick Murray

  Party, Names, Political

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• A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

  Patrick Murray

  Funny, Winning, Lawyer

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• The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

  Patrick Murray

  Lying, Differences, Lawyer

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• Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

  Patrick Murray

  Disregard, Repent, Please

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• Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

  Patrick Murray

  Yesterday, Rest Of Your Life, Firsts

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• The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

  Patrick Murray

  Leisure Activities, Computer, Internet

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• Tell your boss what you really think about him
  and the truth shall set you free.

  Patrick Murray

  Funny, Thinking, Office

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• I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players in Ireland. I try to watch as much Gaelic football as I can, it is my first love. I bleed Green, White, and Orange. Gaelic football players don’t get paid to play, you play to represent your county that is more important than earning money.

  Patrick Murray

  Football, Cousin, Uncles

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