Funny Love Quotes - Page 10

• A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Love, Marriage, Powerful

  Friedrich Nietzsche (2012). “Human, All-Too-Human: Parts One and Two”, p.179, Courier Corporation

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• The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'

  Sigmund Freud

  Funny, Women, Years

  Quoted in Ernest Jones, The Life and Work of Sigmund Freud (1955).

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• Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.

  Billie Holiday

  Love, Pregnancy, Turns

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• You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

  Caleb Followill

  Love You, Giving, Panic

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• I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

  Emo Philips

  Love, Giving, Panic

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• No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

  Joyce Brothers

  Love, Relationship, Funny Valentines Day

  "7 Tips From a Seasoned Woman for Finding True Love" by Joy Weston, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 5, 2014.

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• You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

  Melanie Clark Pullen

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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• You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.

  Richard E. Besser

  Price Tag, Preparation, Pandemics

  Source: content.time.com

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• Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

  Richard Pryor

  Marriage, Love You, Romantic Love

  Quoted in Robert Byrne, The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Things Anybody Ever Said (1986)

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• My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Love, Funny, Life

  "Rodney Dangerfield" by Ronald Bergan, www.theguardian.com. October 6, 2004.

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• When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

  Richard Lewis

  Love, Funny, Witty

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