Drinking Quotes - Page 36

• Adding a sterilant to drinking water or staple foods is a suggestion that seems to horrify people, most - than most proposals for involuntarily fertility control.

  John Holdren

  People, Water, Suggestions

  "'Glenn Beck': Progressives' Writings Reveal Closeted Racism". "The Glenn Beck Show", www.foxnews.com. August 4, 2010.

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• A good sherris-sack hath a twofold operation in it. It
  ascends me into the brain,... makes it apprehensive, quick,
  forgetive, full of nimble, fiery, and delectable shapes.

  William Shakespeare

  Wine, Imagination, Brain

  'Henry IV, Part 2' (1597) act 4, sc. 3, l. [103]

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• Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

  Bob Hope

  Kissing, Tea, Enough

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• For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a comedian. And there was everything that came along with that. The nightclubs. The smoking. The drinking. Then I turned 13.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  New Orleans, Long, Smoking

  "What Ellen DeGeneres Knows for Sure (She Thinks)". O, The Oprah Magazine Interview, www.oprah.com. December 2009.

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• I'm drinking lots of herbal tea.

  Cathy Freeman

  Tea, Herbal Tea

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• There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

  Demetri Martin

  House, Sleepovers, Lines

  Twitter post from Jun 19, 2012

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• You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Beer, Redneck, Light

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• I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

  Dave Attell

  Doctors, Order, Smoking

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• Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

  Greg Behrendt

  Sex, Pain, Revenge

  Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (2005). “It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy”, p.71, Harmony

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• I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

  Chelsea Handler

  Coffee, People, Alcohol

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• Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

  Chelsea Handler

  Skins, Faces, Potatoes

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• David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

  Chelsea Handler

  Fall, Years, Worry

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• I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

  Artie Lange

  Yankees, Years, Games

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• Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

  Artie Lange

  Guy, Drug, Problem

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• I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully, saved me from myself. Who saved me from destroying myself because of my background. Who saved me from wasting my life, drinking my life away, never fulfilling my dreams because of what I had come from, and truly believing and loving - truly the first person to ever truthfully, unconditionally love me.

  George Lopez

  Dream, Believe, Years

  George Lopez (2004). “Why You Crying?: My Long, Hard Look at Life, Love, and Laughter”, p.202, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is so insidious, so nefarious, and so deadly that simply by glamorizing it or poisoning our young adults, and I think it's a very separate category, but in no way am I suggesting that we move on from banning smoking in movies to banning drinking, you know, or whatever else we want to do.

  Joe Eszterhas

  Moving, Character, Thinking

  "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. October 9, 2002.

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• Cigarettes, cigarettes were much tougher. Booze was tough And I had a real drinking problem before as we discovered in the hospital really, but the cigarettes are much tougher and to tell you the truth.

  Joe Eszterhas

  Real, Tough, Problem

  Interview with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. October 9, 2013.

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• I would say that I probably had an unhealthy love affair with drinking. I grew up as this kind of insecure kid, you know, kind of making my way. And drinking took all of that away.

  Michael Botticelli

  Kids, Insecure, Way

  Source: www.cbsnews.com

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• I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

  Greg Behrendt

  Breakup, Information, Tonight

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• If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've never seen anything like it. People in Scotland drink while they're drinking.

  Jay Mohr

  Thinking, Scotland, People

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• I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drug, Lasts, Week

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• I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

  Doug Stanhope

  Benefits, Knows, Smoke

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• Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.

  Doug Stanhope

  Children, People, Water

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• Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

  Doug Stanhope

  People, Age, Want

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• I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Comedian, Reason

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