My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
Potatoes are very interesting folks. I think they must see a lot of what is going on in the earth - they have so many eyes.
Today's brains are yesterday's mashed potatoes.
What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes.
I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato.
I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.
Forget grammar and think about potatoes
Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.
Man, I smashed her like an Idaho Potato
Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.
They who derive their worth from their ancestors resemble potatoes, the most valuable part of which is underground.
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato. The best part is underground.
Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, you can never get enough of him.
Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.
A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to make one feel that it has never before been encountered in the kitchen.
I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for the International Potato Centre in Peru put it, 'No one gets worked up over lettuce like they do the potato.'
It is always wise to make too much potato salad. Even if you are cooking for two, make enough for five. Potato salad improves with age - that is, if you are lucky enough to have any left over.
There is fuel in every bit of vegetable matter that can be fermented. There's enough alcohol in one year's yield of an acre of potatoes to drive the machinery necessary to cultivate the fields for a hundred years.
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