Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
The soul may sleep and the body still be happy, but only in youth.
Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.
There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.
People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
Beauty often fades, but seldom so swiftly as the joy it gives us.
Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.
No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.
Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.
If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.
The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.
Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.
A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
So long as God reveals Himself, or doesn't, He is behaving like God.
If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.
God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway.
Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
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