A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
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