If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.
Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.
When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.
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