The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself.
Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.
The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.
A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.
As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.
We work for praise, and dawdle once we have it.
Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.
The neurotic circles ceaselessly above a fogged-in airport.
God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.
Goods are displayed by thousands of shopkeepers with a sense of beauty that finds no other outlet.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.
The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.
It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.
Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way.
The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.
Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.
We can never at any time absorb more love than we're ready for.
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.
I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.
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