It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
Nobody knows the trouble we've seen-but we keep trying to tell them.
Others follow patterns; we alone are unpredictable.
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.
It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.
When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.
The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.
Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.
Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.
The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.
The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.
Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.
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