A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.
Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people's orchards.
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.
Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't.
There's no way to repay a mother's love, or lack of it.
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!
It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.
Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.
When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work.
At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic.
If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!
People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.
The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.
Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
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