Phyllis Diller Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

  Phyllis Diller

  Growing Up, Children, Silly

  Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)

• If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

  Phyllis Diller

  Doors, House, Enemy

• Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Husband, Wind

• Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

  Phyllis Diller

  Inspirational, Lying, House

• When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

  Phyllis Diller

  Home, School, Kids

• Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

  Phyllis Diller

  Mother, Dream, Law

• My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

  Phyllis Diller

  Night, House, Wigs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

  Phyllis Diller

  Husband, House, Cures

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