Wigs Quotes

• All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Music, People

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• Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.

  Nicolas Cage

  Thinking, People, Sometimes

  Screen Junkies Interview, www.screenjunkies.com.

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• I was changing my outfits, my looks, my wig, sometimes several times a day. That's when I know my soul is restless.

  Lady Gaga

  Soul, Looks, Sometimes

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• There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig.

  Dolly Parton

  Heart, Brain, Intelligence

  "Beyond the rhinestones" by Sarfraz Manzoor, www.theguardian.com. June 24, 2011.

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• My wigs are ever changing in height, width, color, size. They make me feel happy. Wearing them makes me feel like I can be a different person every day and that is kind of exciting.

  Nicki Minaj

  Happy, Rapper, Color

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• As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself.

  Ginnifer Goodwin

  Real, Character, Long

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Your wig steers the gig.

  Lord Buckley

  Gigs, Steers

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• I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave.

  Nicki Minaj

  Looks, Want

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• When I get up in the morning and put on a pink or a green wig, I see myself as a piece of animation. It lets me be the person I want to be, a person who's not embarrassed to have fun.

  Nicki Minaj

  Morning, Fun, Pieces

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• I never could get my hair to do what I wanted it to do, so I started wearing the wigs. It all came from a very serious place. I wanted to look a certain way.

  Dolly Parton

  Hair, Looks, Way

  "New Again: Dolly Parton". Interview with Andy Warhol, Maura Moynihan, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 18, 2012.

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• I do wear wigs. ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind - and me too proud to run after it.

  Dolly Parton

  Running, Hair, Wind

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• I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!

  Felicity Huffman

  Hair, Dresses, Done

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• For Heaven's sake discard the monstrous wig which makes the English judges look like rats peeping through bunches of oakum.

  Thomas Jefferson

  Judging, Heaven, Looks

  "The Constitution and Administration of the United States of America". 1897.

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• A wig is a wig is a wig.

  Billy Zane

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• When I'm bored or tired of being blonde, I'll throw on a wig. It's a lot less of a permanent way to change your look, and I have about 10 - all different colors, shapes, bobs, long hair, short, feathered.

  Sara Blakely

  Tired, Hair, Color

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• President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it.

  Nikki Sixx

  Mean, President, Used

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• lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do ... They just don't wear them all at the same time.

  Dolly Parton

  Makeup, Appearance

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• My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

  Phyllis Diller

  Night, House, Ghost

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.

  Neil Gaiman

  Gun, Space, Laughing

  Neil Gaiman (2013). “Coraline”, p.30, A&C Black

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• We have to have powder for our wigs; that is why so many poor people have no bread.

  Jean-Jacques Rousseau

  People, Bread, Poor

  "The First and Second Discourses Together with the Replies to Critics and Essay on the Origin of Languages".

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• If I negate powdered wigs, I am still left with unpowdered wigs.

  Karl Marx

  Stills, Left, Ifs

  Karl Marx, Lawrence H. Simon (1994). “Marx: Selected Writings”, p.29, Hackett Publishing

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• Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Cheating, Horse, Men

  Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.19, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• I do wear weaves and I do wear wigs.

  Tamar Braxton

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• Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.

  Kate Mara

  Kids, Hair, Insane

  "Need to Meet: Kate Mara". Interview with Thelma Adams, www.marieclaire.com. April 19, 2010.

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• All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff...Basically what people want to hear is: I love you, you love me, the leaves turn brown, they fell off the trees, the wind is blowing, it got cold, you went away, my heart broke, you came back, and my heart was okay...Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear. Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them on the ass...If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?

  Frank Zappa

  Song, Love You, Writing

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