Phyllis Diller Quotes About Age

Quotes about: Age

• Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

  Phyllis Diller

  Inspirational, Birthday, Anniversary

• I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

  Phyllis Diller

  Age, How You Feel, Aging

• I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

  Phyllis Diller

  Cute, Birthday, Funny Relationship

  Phyllis Diller (1981). “The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions”, Doubleday Books

• Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

  Phyllis Diller

  Inspirational, Birthday, Age

• [On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

  Phyllis Diller

  Two, Age, Body

• I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

  Phyllis Diller

  Thinking, Age, Cocktails

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