Phyllis Diller Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

  Phyllis Diller

  Three, Comedy, Argument

• Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

  Phyllis Diller

  Children, Advice, Bottles

  "Fearless and Funny: When Comedy Was Queen" by Michael R. Drew and Robert J. Hughes, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2012.

• You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!

  Phyllis Diller

  Beautiful, Steps, Comedy

• I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  Phyllis Diller

  Food, Three, Milk

• The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

  Phyllis Diller

  Retirement, Real, Golf

• Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

  Phyllis Diller

  War, Tragedy, Would Be

• Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Sex, Humor

• Comedy is tragedy revisited.

  Phyllis Diller

  Tragedy, Comedy

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