Phyllis Diller Quotes About Giving

Quotes about: Giving

• When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Home, Kissing

  Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.28, Penguin

• Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Giving, Sloth

• Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

  Phyllis Diller

  Sex, Men, Thinking

• If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

  Phyllis Diller

  Husband, Giving, Want

• Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

  Phyllis Diller

  Husband, Coffee, Giving

• I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

  Phyllis Diller

  Giving Up, Years, I Will Never Give Up

• Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

  Phyllis Diller

  Children, Father, Divorce

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